Morning Wood: Joe Putignano

Yesterday, we featured a whole bunch of hot fuckers off of Instagram. You guys seemed to like it. You ESPECIALLY seemed to like Joe Putigano. He’s an acrobat by trade with Cirque De Soleil, and is also a model and a bartender. He’s breathtakingly fuckable. So we figured we’d give him his own post. Whoever’s gentials Joe is flipping on, they’re a lucky, lucky person (please be a dude, please be dude).

– Michael Xavier

Calvin Klein & Danzig "Not about to see your light, But if you wanna find Hell with me, I can show you what it's like…Till you're bleeding!" Im a bit under the weather today, been working a lot and needed to give myself a time out. ⚰ ?☠

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Aug 15, 2016 at 3:14pm PDT

Working at Rise Bar NYC. This week Tues 9-close, Sat 9-close, Sun 2-9. Come on by and say hello? Making money for the nurse practioner program next year?

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Aug 14, 2016 at 8:20am PDT

Bartending at Rise Bar tonight in Hell's Kitchen from 9-close, Fri 9-close, Sat 9-close and Sunday. Stop on by and say hello?☠⚰ @risebarnyc

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Aug 4, 2016 at 9:46am PDT

Excerpts from my Book, The Poet is Dead, release date Summer 2017 "Before the Knife" I can’t distinguish the truth anymore, There’s this bed I sleep in, With this man next to me Yet I feel so alone As if they were just scenery in a place of despair The only love Lays dormant in a garden The surrender of sleep has no authority; And the cleverness of my tears carry the control To have life, To have this life, is a barren sea I float to the top; Aware of how empty it is. His voice, That threatens my existence A volunteer to my irregularity Plays me like a game of unwanted desire The reflection of my pain will soon surface They will bleed together Like wet paint on a canvas Will I be free of this? Will I be this? Shot by the incredible @robertoaraujophotography

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 30, 2016 at 9:22am PDT

Just finished the outline (gotta add color and background) on my leg piece and its got about 4-5 more sessions to go; tattooed the amazing @mrcoffeybean Check out his page and follow. To all my friends in Marciac or the South of France, Gene will be tattooing at the @jazz_in_marciac festival from AUGUST 3-8. Book an appt. Personally, I have more tattoos by @mrcoffeybean than I do skin. He is an incredibly gifted artist, tattooist, and someone I consider a friend. #jazzinmarciac #galerieespace #marciac #genecoffee #sirjoeofthebutts

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 26, 2016 at 11:00am PDT

Coffee and Florence (you know who you are) "If you could only see, the beast you've made of me. I held it in but now it seems you've set it running free. Screaming in the dark, I howl when we're apart, drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart. My fingers claw your skin, try to tear my way in. You are the moon that breaks the night for which I have to howl. My fingers claw your skin, try to tear my way in. You are the moon that breaks the night for which I have to Howl!"

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 24, 2016 at 8:12am PDT

Shadows of a man. "And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had, I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take. When people run in circles, It's a very, very mad world, mad world." Tears for Fears

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 18, 2016 at 6:43am PDT

Cropped for ig but full version is on my twitter. Goodnight everyone, thankyou for the get well messages, I started an antibiotic and prednisone for my asthma and am starting to feel a little better??? Shot by the lovely @joeeveephotography

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 7, 2016 at 6:33pm PDT

"And even dull mirrors reflect the tarnished twosome, I stand before myself not another me, Not doppelganger nor witless clone, I stand before myself unrepentant" Siouxsie And The Banshees Shot by the talented @charlesthomasrogers

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jul 6, 2016 at 6:54pm PDT

Me in the @skullandbones_nyc underwear ad. If your in NYC during this Sunday's Pride, come stop by the @skullandbones_nyc booth. I will be there from 12-2 and you will find out why these are seriously my fav underwear. They are so soft and have outlasted my Calvins. Go get a pair!!!?☠ @skullandbones_nyc Booth is open from 11-7, and located at E Block: Hudson Street between W 13th and Gansevoort.

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jun 25, 2016 at 6:59am PDT

Today's humpday picture is brought to you by my favorite organic skincare company @renew_man Everyday I use their products fof nice, smooth skin. Order now for Father's Day and get 20% off with the code DAD20. Happy Humpday! Shot by the incredible @joeeveephotography

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jun 15, 2016 at 5:40am PDT

Me in the new Ad for my favorite brand Skull & Bone @skullandbones_nyc These speedos are my favorite, I cant wait til they are on sale!!!

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Jun 8, 2016 at 6:42am PDT

Leather and skin. Shot by the incredible and handsome @lucasphotosny

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on May 31, 2016 at 8:20am PDT

Yeah, I'll admit it, I'm wicked fuckin pissed today?Shot by the incredible @michaelhallenbeckphoto

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on May 27, 2016 at 6:32am PDT

My typical Boston attitude shot by the amazing @joeeveephotography

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on May 21, 2016 at 7:17am PDT

Listen to me on the Max and Friends show tonight @2themaxtucci LA Radio 8pm PT 11pm ET, talking about heroin addiction and my book Acrobaddict. Tune in to www.latalkradio.com #maxandfriends Image shot by the incredible @joeeveephotography #MAXandFriends

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on May 1, 2016 at 6:37pm PDT

Shot by the incredible, talented, and handsome @mikeruizone You gotta follow him! Mike is always pushing the boundaries of creativity in his work and I look forward to seeing his work everyday, as it inspires me. He is also one of the most humble, generous and kind men I know, and it's always an honor to shoot for him. Check out his page! @mikeruizone More to come!!!!! We were groomed and dirtied by the amazing @eveartist and helped by my buddy @bryangriffin_real

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Apr 26, 2016 at 5:49pm PDT

Bathtime with death?☠? Shot by the incredible, kind, and talented @followfelipe

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Apr 25, 2016 at 5:55pm PDT

Another Humpday photo, shot by the talented @joeeveephotography

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Apr 13, 2016 at 9:51am PDT

A crack in the paint with The Charlie Daniels Band. "The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot…And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Apr 3, 2016 at 9:58am PDT

"Check out www.nycbuns.com and get your #nycbuns Leggings and other apparel!" "Proceeds help Pet Rabbit Animal Shelters". " also visit @nycbuns for website and other updates!" Shot by my buddy @robertoaraujophotography #nycbuns

A photo posted by Joe Putignano (@joeputignano) on Mar 23, 2016 at 1:51pm PDT