Manhunt Man Of The Week: RabidSimian

Each week we crown a Manhunt member as our “Manhunt Man of the Week!” We like to highlight guys with an interesting, fun or sexy profile and/or hot pics (those ALWAYS win out). This week’s MOTW is perfect for you if you like slender guys who wear uniforms. Seriously, if you have some sort of uniform or gear fetish or you like when a dude dons a gas mask before he fucks you, RabidSimian is your guy! We just hope he doesn’t live up to his name TOO completely.

How does the Manhunt MOTW benefit from being featured on the Daily? His time in the spotlight will surely garner him international acclaim! As well as 30 days of Unlimited Membership for free!

– J. Harvey

To meet our Man of the Week (and see more pics of him), Follow the JUMP:

Manhunt Man of the Week: RabidSimian
Age: 24
Location: Vancouver

The hottest Manhunt hookup you ever had?

Oh god… actually the rare hookups I’ve had from this site were not that memorable. One guy was even using fake pics and expected me not to notice. Needless to say I remembered my lore about keeping mythical monsters out of your home and didn’t make the mistake of inviting him in. So I guess I need a positive experience, no?

Now I hold onto my account to meet interesting people and by chance find my knight in tarnished armor; the man who frustrates me profusely while keeping me begging for more. I’ve met two of my closest friends off of Manhunt, so chances are someone of long-term material may be lurking around for me.

What’s your favorite body part on a guy?

While I must admit my affinity for abs and tantalizing V-lines (I just love to use my tongue), stunning eyes send me over the edge. Anytime a guy with dark hair, a 5-o’clock shadow, and piercing blue eyes glances at me I literally melt. All confidence goes out the window. You could say I turn into a 12-year old school girl; my face turns red, and I stumble over my words. Takes me a bit of time to regain my composure.

Who do you think is the sexiest man in the world?

Well that changes quite often for me. Sexy encompasses not just the physical, but personality and actions. Many times I’ve had someone I admire alter my perception of them and although I still find them attractive, they no longer become appealing. With no appeal they sadly become no longer interesting or sexy and I tend to write them off. One of the few celebrities though that has kept my interest, at least on the physical level, is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Did I already mention my loss of motor function around dashing, dark haired, blue-eyed men with oh-so-kissable lips?

What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Hmmm, well where haven’t I fooled around? I may have been addicted to sex in public with one of my exes. Consequently we fucked like rabbits and never had sex in the same place twice. Our list included playgrounds, locker rooms, parks, train stations, alleys, movie threatres, and of course a few graveyards. I’m sure the ghosts appreciated our exhibitionism… I didn’t hear any “boos”.

And finally, does size matter?

Yes and no. I’m a bit above average length and don’t care how well endowed my partner is. Although I am scared of monster cock in girth and length. In the last while I have just started bottoming after years of being a top, and though I’m overly vocal in this new found ecstasy, I am still learning to relax and enjoy the ride. I may have ended up buying a dildo that matches my cock size to aid the learning process (and secretly see exactly how I feel), but so far it doesn’t compare to the real thing. I guess I need someone who doesn’t mind flip-flopping to help me out with that…

One of the reasons we picked RabidSimian for MOTW was because of his carefully thought out and worded answers to our Manhunt MOTW questionaire! Thanks, guy! We’re actually dying to know your occupation, or are those uniform pics of yours some sort of kinky play? Hot.

If you would like to submit yourself as a “Manhunt Man of the Week” (meaning – you have hot pictures, and more than three words in your profile), e-mail us at motw@manhunt.net!

14 thoughts on “Manhunt Man Of The Week: RabidSimian

  1. hahaha it’s Mack… well that’s awkward. it’s a shame the sexy outside doesn’t represent the unsexy inside or does manhunt fail to take that into account?

  2. RabidSimian here.

    Looks like one of my haters is on the prowl again. I do so ever enjoy your spiteful words and comments. They truly reflect your inability to let go, grow as a person, and prevent the putrid stagnation bitterness brings. For your sake I hope you transcend these short comings and learn to stop transferring your frustrations with life onto others. I still have yet to completely learn that mindset, but I’m taking the steps to reach it.

    As for my occupation I’m a lab analyst at environmental testing facility. Before this I had another position where I climbed smoke stacks and took emission tests. There are only so many jokes you can make about lengthy probes entering moist, dripping ports before it gets old.

  3. Haha Harvey I love the link to The Planet of the Apes.

    Also, wtf is wrong with people here? Why so hateful and mean?

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