And by “feels,” I mean that feeling you get when the cute male yoga instructor takes over Saturday’s class, and he wears the especially snug sweats, and you can tell what religion he practices. THOSE FEELS. Chris from Eurocreme is also giving me a Johnny […]
I know, I know, I’m always going on and on about butt. Big beefy Colby Jansen-type butt. “How come you never blog about big cocks, anymore?” I do, I swear! Take this post. Cherry Pop features Eurocreme’s Torn Bishop (hopefully that first name isn’t literal […]
Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
André Hamann is a clothing designer and Instagram pin-up boy. I’m not denigrating him. He’s hot as fuck and has his own business. Those are good things. He also likes to take shirtless pics of himself and share them with the world. This is what […]
Tom Mison was called to my attention by an unlikely source – my mom! During a phone call she suddenly asks, “Have you seen this Headless Horseman show?” My mom being interested in anything Headless Horsemen-related is bizarre and random so I inquired as to […]
What do you do with a problem like Dane DeHaan? (Who’s 27, by the way. Don’t be fooled by the urchin dying of consumption in Victorian London looks.) The problem would be, “Do I want to fuck him or just make him some soup?” Dane’s a […]
This one’s for you, bert33405. In case you missed the Sharpie scratchin’ on his chest, that’s Brodie. Brodie Beaudry! He’s the hot new model on the scene. He’s got tattoos and if you don’t like em’, you can refer to that first pic below! (That […]
Pretty Little Liars is a show about four young ladies being tormented by someone named “A”, and there’s murder, and intrigue, and the occasional lesbian hookup. It’s great fun! British actor Julian Morris plays the hot Dr. Kingston. He’s every type of beautiful. And he’s […]
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
