Linsanity: You Can Buy Jeremy Lin’s Drawers On Ebay

Let’s see some of you chiming in about this in the comments. How many of you out there LOVE to sniff on dirty drawers? “Dirty” in the sense that the skivvies have got that sweaty balls-worked out in-musky aroma that make you go rock solid in your own pair. True story – I stole a used n’ dirty jockstrap belonging to my high school bud (he was a football team captain) out of his room in the 11th grade. And yep – I did the whole “inhale and stroke” maneuver. I’m not proud of it, but it was a sexy smell!

If that’s the sort of thing that does it for you, you’re in luck.  Hugely popular NBA player Jeremy Lin’s used boxer briefs are up for auction on Ebay!

Seller tieyourshoe7 claims that Lin’s Harvard dorm mate snagged em’ out of a dryer.  He’s looking for a starting bid of $1,000. That’s only if you’re in the market for some NBA pro underwear that’s been washed. It kind of defeats the whole purpose if they’ve seen Tide and fabric softener, doesn’t it?

– J. Harvey (via Buzzfeed)


11 thoughts on “Linsanity: You Can Buy Jeremy Lin’s Drawers On Ebay

  1. So far no bids … reaffirms my faith that the human race isn’t as dense as it appears to be sometimes.

  2. How much did he pay for them originally? Oh so the scent of his crotch is now worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars uh? ….I shall not comment further…

  3. Lets say this is totally legit(which I think we all know is not), there is no point to sniff someone’s clean underwear!

  4. I love sniffing the ball pouch on freshly WORN undies of guys that I’m into. About the last thing I’d want is old clean underwear (especially boxers…no ball pouch) stolen years ago from someone that I care nothing about.

  5. How is this any different from people who buy clothes that stars have worn?  If people want to spend their money on it then why should anyone care.  

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