Lindsay Lohan Was Ok…We Guess?

They let Lindsay Lohan host SNL this weekend because everyone loves a trainwreck. She’s got nothing to shill, so why else would they? How did she do? Yours truly skipped it, but Diego watched. His verdict was that her monologue was pretty good, and the Disney skit you’re about to watch has some chuckles. After that, it was all teleprompter for her and her comedic timing was off. What did they expect? Her brain is probably as fried as whatever that hair is doing. She hasn’t worked that much outside of courtroom appearances, and she subsists on a steady diet of cocaine, Red Bull, and delusion. Poor thing. Remember how good Mean Girls was? We mourn for Mean Girls-era Lohan. We’d even take Lindsay circa Herbie: The Love Bug at this point.

– J. Harvey

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43 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan Was Ok…We Guess?

  1. who gives a crap about her.  she should be rotting in  jail.  the courts have given her entirely too many chances.  let’s see how long it take for her to get caught flyin high and wrecking a car this time.

  2. I think it speaks volumes about the shoddiness of the staff & director that she was allowed to host without having done enough rehearsals to actually do a decent job. She was CONSTANTLY looking at the teleprompter; that’s why I had to turn it off halfway through.

  3. she was just ehhhh….. how much of that was on her and how much was on the writing? who can say …I WAS mesmerized by her face….she just looked so OFF

  4. The skits this last couple of seasons have been crap.  It’s not like she’s a musical guest. Those suck it bad all by themselves. (Yeah, that means you, Lana Del Rey.)  Put Meryl Streep in that stupid Psychic Awards skit, see how much better that will get.  Not that she was fantastic, but she wasn’t half bad, either.

  5. I didn’t see the episode, but I thought the princes thing was hilarious! Love Kristen Wiig.

  6. No, she wasn’t even ok. They could have pulled people in from the audience and had them read her lines from the cue cards (just like she did) who would have at least added a little bit of personality to the roles she played. The only reason this sketch was funny is the only reason SNL is worth watching anymore: Kristen Wiig. The girl needs to jump ship and make her own show. 

    It makes me so sad, because I really do wish her a return to normalcy. Mean Girls is one of the funniest movies of the last 50 years (thanks mostly to Tina Fey for the script,) and I wanted to see that Lindsay come back. It took Britney a while after she hit rock bottom… I just don’t think Lindsay’s there yet. 

  7. LiLo is the fugly chewed up half digested spawn of Satan. Not judgmental just very factual.
    Iluvcumgutrs

  8. Eh, it wasn’t horrible. I’m just glad she could take a break from her busy schedule as a jailbird to ruin Disney for my younger, gal friends 😛

  9. It was okay.  It could have been better but I enjoyed it nonetheless.  And yes LiLo needs to get out of her drug shit or else she will be just like the rest.

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