Joe Rogan’s Got A Locker Room Stalker

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Almost every gym has one of those creepy guys who'll follow you into the locker room. Some of them stoop even lower, practically living on an unoccupied bench in hopes of a few peeks at some sweaty jock dick. My gym's sleazy dude (who surprisingly isn't me) lives in the shower. I'll spot him rinsing off before and after my workouts.

Despite that, he at least tries to be discreet about his occasional stares. Former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan has a locker room stalker that doesn't seem to know the meaning of subtlety. I mean, it's quite likely that I'd try to get a glimpse of this hot fucker's cock myself, but I wouldn't just stand there completely clothed waiting for him! Watch the clip, and see what I mean…

– Dewitt

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10 thoughts on “Joe Rogan’s Got A Locker Room Stalker

  1. This was a setup. The boy doesn’t seem to be too upset and Joe not too offended. Joe is trying to capture 15 more minutes of fame. He is basically washed up and desperate. Really quite pathetic. Don’t buy into this farce.

  2. Ooh, he is lookin’ rough, and not in a good way. During his fear factor days, I so would hit it, but now …eh eh. Body is nice, but definitely needs a a shave.

  3. I used to have such a thing for Joe, way back in his sitcom days, but he’s really looking worse for wear these days. Too bad.

  4. What the hef? Joe Rogan is now a spokesman for Dana White of the UFC. The man is the fan of fight club.
    Nothing to feel sorry for.
    I’d still hump him.

  5. Not to create an argument but I doubt that 10 years ago Joe’s life ambition was to host the UFC. But I do agree, I’d hump him.

  6. I’m a facial hair lover but he needs to trim that thing, it’s like someone mutilated a brillo pad and glued it to his face. I’m surprised at how built he is…although that scene made me think he probably smelled like old bacon and feta cheese looking all bad kinda sweaty and disheveled….

  7. ROTFLMAO….Rogan’s hilarious and quite the comic. His stand routine is as racy as they come and funny as hell…I’d hump him as well, especially since I’ve met him in person after one of his comedy shows. He’s very cool in person.

  8. uh..to complain about a douche staring at your “hog”…and all the hog noises…and not even daring to tease with a “hog” shot….garbage! I call foul too…waste of my 2:and whatever seconds to watch! hahahaha

  9. some advice Joe: Lay off the steroids and Meth. also, stop being such a DOUCHE BAG!!! you had your 15 minutes, now go away like a good little washed up actor/comedian/game show host…
    p.s. I’d still totally let you FUCK ME!!! 😀 hahaha

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