Have You Ever: Lied About Your Age?

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I should probably come clean. Yes, I've lied about my age in the past. There have been times when guys I've told guys I was older than I was because they were only looking for men above a certain age. No, I'm not talking about when I was underage! These guys were looking for something beyond the 18-21 set, and while I couldn't get away with saying I was 30 at the time… I could certainly insist that I was 25. My dick still tasted the same either way, right?

Whether you're lying that you're younger or older, plenty of us have told a little white lie about how many years we've spent in existence. Have you ever told a fib about your age? If not, have you ever met a guy who was clearly not the age he said he was? Tell us your stories…

– Dewitt

16 thoughts on “Have You Ever: Lied About Your Age?

  1. I’ve lied about my age too.
    Same as you, I’ve told guys I was older than I really was, never younger.
    Never saw the harm in that.
    I’ve never caught men in a lie, but there were times I was with guys who ages were a little more than suspect to me, but they were still hot, so I let it slide…

  2. Never lied about my age. I have been tempted a couple of times to add a few years, just because I’ve always felt 10-20 years older than I really am. Personally, I don’t care about the number as much as how he looks, acts, etc..
    I once hooked up with a guy whose profile said 50. I’m not saying he was lying, necessarily, but looking at him, I would have pegged him at 65 at least. Then again, my current lover is 50+, but hotter than some 40-year-olds I’ve been with.

  3. I once hooked up with someone from MH who claimed to be 35. I bought it, mostly. When we were done and making awkward chit-chat he admitted to being 48. I was shocked. He was hot and actually had a much better body than I did. Can’t say I minded, esp. when he did a little trick with his throat. 🙂

  4. Yes, my agent told me to lie about my age and it filtered into every area of my life, to my myspace at the time, all the way to my relationships. The fact is i look the age I am saying i am, and it helps me get the jobs. so i’m trapped. If I tell a guy my real age, because i respect and like they, they call me out on lying to the world, and i have to give them an explanation. Either way… I’m almost ten years older than the age i say I am, and I look ever younger than the age I say I am, my agent told me the other day, I should just say I’m younger but I had to draw the line.

  5. I’ve never lied about my age, although many say I look younger. I know I’m getting older, and I can see it even though some can’t tell.

  6. Ever notice that there aren’t any guys that look like they’re in their 40’s … guys in their 40’s … they either look really good for their age or beat to sh!t! … more like mid to late 50’s and beyond. Why is that? Maybe that leads to lying about their age. But I digress. I don’t care “so” much about age as how one looks. Plenty of guys in their mid 30’s (my age pref) that I would say look beat to hell … I’m in my young 40’s btw … so never know. Age is a number … lying about it – no big deal, just lie about a number you can truly pass for – LOL.

  7. Yeah i used to lie about my age till i turned 18 i was serious jail bait back in the day = ]

  8. Age lying in either direction is a huge turn off and an instant trust breaker. I mean, if you’re going to lie about your age, what else can you lie so easily about? Your HIV status? That you’re single (when you’re really not?)?
    Oh, and for those idiots who think that they don’t look 40 but 30 – you’re deluding yourself. You might be able to turn back the sands of time in your mind, but the rest of us can still see it. Reading the comments by some of the previous losers, just goes to show that they are just as superficial as the people who judge them for being OLD! Yes, you’re OLD! Those people that won’t talk to you because you’re over 30 or over 40 – screw ’em. Why would you want to waste your time with douchebags like that anyway?
    JC, what’s wrong with just being your age, acting your age, and telling your TRUE age? I don’t care if people are 50 or 30 – just be an adult (and legal!), have a personality and the rest will fall into place.
    For the record, I’m 33, and that’s my REAL AGE (although my Nintendo Wii said I was really 23 after doing the Wii Fit Test).
    Hahahaha

  9. I just ended a relationship where the guy claimed to be 44 but was really 62…I kid you not. I knew he wasnt 44 but thought he was at least in his mid 50s. The lie about his age was a major reason for the breakup since we had dated for about a year. He would never confess to his real age even when I asked him directly about it. Im 42 myself and like older men but the issue there was the amount of age difference coupled with the length of that lie.
    I believe that age is just a number too…but lying is lying. I believe there are little harmless lies like..you look great in those pants…but where do you draw the line? Thinking that lying about anything in a relationship can be a deal breaker down the road so keep that in mind…

  10. Been told I look younger and people are surprised when I tell my real age. (What?! No way!) Sometimes I have to show my driver’s license. I’m in my early 40’s.

  11. I’m 47 and I look fucking fabulous! So I tell guys I’m 36 – and while they’re swallowing that, they’re asses are swallowing my cock!

  12. Heh, I’ve never lied about my age. When I was 16, I looked 30-ish. Now, I turn 45 next month and I still look 30-ish.
    I’m not complaining.

  13. no, there’s no reason to lie about my age. sometimes i get the whole “you sure you’re not 16 years old”?! question sometimes, but it doesnt faze me. haha

  14. I’m a pathological liar so telling “Porkys” about my age and lots of other stuff just comes naturally.

  15. Even though I’ll turn 48 at the end of the year I still look like I’m in my mid to late thirty’s especially when I’m freshly shaven. I tell my real age, lying about it is dishonest and trust is very important to me…Usually I’ll let them try and guess and then afterwards I tell them they’re stunned.

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