The season premiere of Glee included a total of (at least) one act of man-on-man spanking, one gratuitous reference to oral sex and at least three allusions to hard cocks. Of the latter, at least two of these boners involved a cute football player. Unfortunately, they also involved a tragic car crash.
As far as eye-candy goes, there wasn't nearly as much skin as the pilot episode. Even so, we got one decent shot of Matthew Morrison getting bubbly in the tub. It's not quite as sexy as those pictures of him performing in Broadway Bares, but I'm posting them in hopes that they'll aid my quest for sexual favors.
And how about those musical numbers? I was thoroughly amused by the "Push It" choreography, and you couldn't help but laugh at the novelty of Morrison's white-boy "Gold Digger" rap. I thought it was even more impressive that they managed to incorporate a handful of the songs into the plotlines. Can't wait to see what they have for us next week!
– Dewitt
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