Gay Ass Gossip: Ryan Gosling Fucking With His Look

Eh. Here’s the normally dick-stiffening Ryan Gosling on the set of an upcoming film called The Place Beyond The Pines. Not only does his character have the peroxide going on, but he’s got an exclamation point jailhouse tat on his mug. I’ll say it, he looks like rough trade. But if he’s playing a gay hooker in this one, score! What do you think? Hot or not?

– J. Harvey

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Darren Criss is blowing up. He was promoted to “series regular” for the next season of Glee, and he’s just been cast in funniest woman on earth Kristen Wiig’s next film, Imogene. She plays a crazy bitch who feigns suicide to get back with an old boyfriend. It doesn’t work, and the court orders her into the custody of her gambling addicted mother – Annette Benning. Let’s see, two actresses who are REALLY good at comedy, and hot ass Darren Criss. You think the gays will go and see it? Did I ever tell you guys that I have a recurring dream in which Darren Criss shows up in the top half of his Warbler outfit but he’s got no pants on? Does anyone else have that dream? Stop having it, he’s mine. Bitch.

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Nicky Hilton is gross whore Paris Hilton’s little sister. I am mentioning her because she just broke up with her boyfriend, David Katzenberg. David is the son of uber-successful producer and Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg. Why are we mentioning this boredom?  Because David Katzenberg’s HOT! Isn’t he? He’s like a little cub sandwich. I bet his asscheeks are perky and very, very hairy. What’s her issue? She had a hotsy little midget and she just let him go? Paris’ herpes have obviously jumped ship and destroyed her sister’s brain.