ITEM – Nevermind the crazy face caused by having to appear in a Charlie’s Angels movie, he’s SMOKING. Actor and screenwriter Justin Theroux is reportedly dating queen of sad Jennifer Aniston. Good for both of them. Justin needs to be out in the public eye more often so we can get moist over him, and she needs someone to revive her sexy. She was on top of the world, then Satana stole her man, and now she’s the pitiable lady with the cats.
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ITEM – You might recognize Armie Hammer from The Social Network. He’s the guy who flawlessly played the Winklevoss twins. That’s right, that wasn’t two actors – that was the same guy doubled. And that can’t be easy! Anyway, the big news is that he just got cast as The Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger was popular aeons ago, so maybe the kids will think it’s a new character. I really just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Armie in tights. He’s handsome. Oh, and Johnny Depp is playing the famed sidekick Tonto. So it might not be as bad as a Hollywood remake of a way past his prime black and white cowboy hero sounds.
ITEM – Exceptionally good news! Ridiculously hot and globally popular athlete David Beckham is launching a line of “bodywear.” This sounds like it could be underwear, and he does say he was inspired by when he was the main bulge for Armani (see pic above). And you know what this means, right? We’re going to get ad campaigns featuring the already fairly exhibitionistic Beckham in skivvies he designed himself. And he likes showing off that body! This could mean jockstraps or thongs! Keep your hand lotion with reach.
Seeing Justin Theroux in Charlie’s Angels when I was 13 was a turning point in my life. From then on I did everything I could to emulate his sexy. I changed my style entirely and I still think about that image of him walking against those flames when I get dressed some days…
Is it me or does Beckham look better in his pix than he does in person (?) lol I’m just sayin !
Justin is SMOKING indeed – especially when he was on Six Feet Under!
it’s called makeup and photoshop lol
BECKHAM IS LIKE THE TOTAL DUDE.HOT,SEXY AND BULGE-A-LICIOUS……JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN THE NEW CATALOG OF HIS GEAR COMES OUT!!!!WOOF.
More pics of Beckham in briefs is the best news I’ve heard since the Apocalypse started.
Justin Therroux is married, isn’t he?
Justin Theroux’s bod in Charlie’s Angels was a serious case of hollywood-trainer-bod…the second they’re done shooting, they gain 10-15lbs in water weight alone. (But he was fucking delicious) How that’s any different from Beckham (who has a pretty tight-n-fit bod 24/7/365) getting a little eyeliner and a spritz of glycerine and a couple filter passes in Photoshop is beyond me.
I’ll take both of ’em 😉
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