Ok, this might not be your cup of jizz. But they’re not fucking! Not that there’s anything really wrong with that if you can’t have kids. Ok, maybe there is. Who knows? I’m awfully prudish for a porn blogger, I guess. Today we have two […]
Tag: twins
Raging Stallion: Abraham Al Malek and Hector de Silva Look Like Fucking Twins
For those of you with a hot twins fucking fantasy… When I first watched the teaser for Raging Stallion’s “Hung Country,” I thought that Abraham Al Malek and Hector de Silva looked like brothers. Twins, even! Don’t even lie and say you don’t have a […]
Twins! Sort Of!
It’s confusing. Continuing their larger seriesĀ of “what on earth did I actually just watch,” Maskurbate released a scene last week featuring one guy! In a jack off race with himself! Pretending to be his own twin! It’s! More convoluted than necessary! From […]
Should The Norris Twins Do Gay Porn?
Would you watch Kris Evans shoot several streams of jism onto these squeaky clean faces? How about seeing them bent over side by side, getting their tight pretty boy holes finger-fucked by Adam Champ? Would it go too far if they made out while one […]
Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Two Twins In A Tub
Portuguese twins Jonathan and Kevin Ferreira de Sampaio are featured in a spread for Hommes Style magazine called “One or Two at a Time“, which is definitely not a suggestive title that gets my mind running into Peters Twins territory at all. It’s embarrassing that […]
Quickie: The Harrison Twins
Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model. Have you […]
Quickie: The Coppini Twins
Check out these pics of model brothers Lucas and Luis Coppini. I heard that “UNF”! We recognize that incest is a societal taboo and normally banned because mixing up similar DNA is icky and it can result in children with flippers. That being said – […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Aniston Finally Got Herself A Hot Piece
ITEM – Nevermind the crazy face caused by having to appear in a Charlie’s Angels movie, he’s SMOKING. Actor and screenwriter Justin Theroux is reportedly dating queen of sad Jennifer Aniston. Good for both of them. Justin needs to be out in the public eye […]
Who Would You Rather?: Gay Baby Daddy Edition
You may have heard that actor Neil Patrick Harris is expecting twins with his partner of six years, David Burtka. He’s asked that the press respect their privacy, and we’re more than willing to oblige the request. However, that’s not going to protect him from […]
Secret Sex: Aden & Jordan Jaric
Monogamous porn couple Aden and Jordan Jaric just ended their five year relationship. Upon hearing Peters Twins in action, minus the creepy incest factor. Plus, it was even more frustrating because they were completely unattainable. At least Miloh & Elijah occasionally invite in a fourth) party! […]