Everything Butt: Dale Cooper’s Hole Is Where I Wanna Be

Where has Dale Cooper been all my life? More accurately, where has Dale Cooper been over the past few months? The bearded, inked gay porn wonder has madeΒ one measly appearance on Manhunt Daily in 2014, which is rather tragic for us, considering he won the 2013 Flip-Fucker of The Year award. (Arguably, he was also robbed of a slot on our Butthole of The Year round-up.)

When I spotted Dale in a new scene with Jimmy Durano, it was pretty much a given that I’d have to “write” about it. Lucky for me? These two made my job easy by throwing down a sensual and thoroughly passionate fuck for the “Gods of Men” branch of MEN.COM. I would strongly urge you to not skip the trailer for this one. There are some outstanding shots of Dale’s fuzzy hole (if you’re into that sort of thing), and for some reason, I nearly jizzed my pants at the very end when Dale casually asked, “You wanna go back to bed?”

YES, DALE, I DO! Then I want to wake up and do it all over again.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: MEN.COM

Check out a clip of Dale Cooper and Jimmy Durano getting it on below:

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Dale Cooper bottoms for Jimmy Durano in a gay porn scene for Gods of Men.

Watch similar scenes like this in the “Gods of Men” section of MEN.COM.

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507 thoughts on “Everything Butt: Dale Cooper’s Hole Is Where I Wanna Be

  1. Dale has always been one of my biggest crushes. I like him better with scruff though. His beard is nice here, but he’s SO handsome already. I think the beard is actually hiding his charismatic facial features.

  2. Another example of a beautiful, sultry, striking man whose natural wonders are tainted by distractingly BAD body art… i’m not against tattoos, but there is NO appealing balance, symmetry or creative flair to Mr. Cooper’s illustrations…I wanna be mesmerized by that humpy frame & hot ass, but I keep stifling the urge to reach for the crayola and jazz up those 3rd grade coloring book sketches that afflict his (almost) perfect form. πŸ˜‰

  3. At first I was turned off by all the seemingly random ink on his body. But seeing the sensuality between those two men directed me back to priorities. He (together with the other guy) is hott and I’d rate this video high above and beyond most every other I’ve ever seen. As for his ink, each one and its’ placement must be meaningful to him and I respect that completely after seeing his body in action. A sensual man like that, with that voice and eyes is truly a natural and hott star.

  4. Fun fact about Dale Cooper’s “3rd grade coloring book sketches” — they’re the Eight Virtues from the popular RPG Ultima. Honesty, Compassion, Valor, Justice, Sacrifice, Honor, Spirituality, and Humility. (Granted, that geekiness makes me love him even more. Mmm!)

  5. I literally will never understand why a little bit of fucking INK causes people to hate someone and claim they’re unattractive. whatever about not liking tattoos, but to act like they’re vile and the worst thing ever is just ridiculous, and honestly so old fashioned.

  6. I remember reading that in some interview he did as well. Nevermind that his tattoos have their own personal meaning to him, people will still criticize because it’s not what THEY want. I, too, will never understand how people can get so outraged at one person’s tattoos. The ones that have their own personal meaning to the guy are just that much more special.

  7. I love Dale – he’s just so naturally handsome and sexy not all hairless, shaved, plucked and oily like some porn stars.

  8. –lol–What comment were YOU reading, dear man?!? I NEVER said Mr. Cooper was “vile”, NOR did I use the term “hate’ anywhere in the same comment…It is my personal viewpoint (and i happen to be an artist who designs TATTOOS!) that Mr. Cooper’s body drawings could have been more compellingly rendered to better suit his incredible overall beauty…Bad ink is bad ink, anyway ya slice it, and although I’m sure those etchings have special meaning to Dale, their presentation on his body is lackluster and devoid of style…THAT is ALL i said,,,You assholes must be reading these comments thru a fog of Hennessy & amphetamines if you perceive my original statement differently than what is there. πŸ˜‰

  9. If you have nothing good to say about someone, and THEIR choices, don’t say anything at all.
    Tattoos are a personal thing he’s obviously done because he loves what it stands for, he didn’t get them done specifically so you can cream yourself over how awesome they are. He obviously has a life outside of porn.

  10. Amen, to THAT, brother…This is a public forum, so all opinions should be welcome, whether YOU share them or not…Mine was an aesthetic observation (rendered WHIMSICALLY) that did NOT criticize the beautiful and endearing physical qualities of Dale Cooper other than his (in MY technical opinion) generic and bland body art. Your body is a temple. HIS body is OLYMPUS!–lol–If you’re in the adult entertainment industry with a physiques so prominently displayed, and you’re gonna go for body art, then you owe it to yourself to do it RIGHT. Dale’s body art (again, in MY expert opinion as a stylist and artist who works in that field) looks more like graffiti and does little (again, MY opinion) to accent his beauty. What is so terrible, damning and controversial about saying THAT?!?–lol–Sheeeeeesh! Grow up l’il girls and please learn to play in the sandbox with children different from yourselves πŸ˜‰

  11. Okay, but you’re ignoring the fact that he had these tattoos BEFORE he entered the adult industry and likely before he even planned to be. Now that they’re already there, what purpose does it serve to express your opinion and call them “graffiti”?

    Do you want him to remove them? Do you want him to feel shitty? Do you want to prevent other people from making the same “mistake”?

    (I’m asking out of genuine curiosity, because I honestly don’t understand the motivation behind your comments.)

  12. –lol–Oh God, Dewitt, you’re making waaaaaaaay too much of all this…ALL of you are ;)…I think Dale Cooper is gorgeous. As an artist and tattoo designer, I think his tats could have been better styled and conceived for his anatomy…He obviously made a choice that he was happy with, and God bless him for it…If you as a writer are eliciting feedback on the sensuality and appeal of this performer, you should be used to comments like the very benign observation that i originally contributed…All I was trying to observe is that bad tattoos can be an unfortunate distraction on even the prettiest of people…This is JUST my opinion, nothing more…Even celebrities like Cher, Angelina Jolie and Kelly Osbourne,( once HUGE proponents of tattoo art), have changed their minds about their own once-beloved “spiritual” tattoos and had them removed. So tastes really CAN change, even for the staunchest lovers of tattoo art…You don’t have to share my opinion about the unappealing quality of Dale’s body art, but to some people, it MAY be valid..Or NOT–lol–it’s a free country, right babe? I just can’t believe the tirade of dissent my one light-hearted comment has caused here –lol–…You’d think that i was criticizing the canonization of Mother Theresa from the kind of vitriol and pearl-clutching that this playful observation has elicited–LOL–Just relax and MOVE ON, boys…Luvya, JMD.

  13. –lol–YOU folks keep responding way too intensely to a light topic…and then can’t handle a good rebuttal…If you don’t want your readers to defend their viewpoint when they’ve been asked and even challenged to do so (*ahem*, see YOUR comment to ME) why do you even have a comments section for your articles to begin with? πŸ˜‰

  14. ::sigh::

    At this point, I’m not even criticizing you for your “opinion”. You’re acting like the victim in a situation where you’re not the victim, and I’m merely trying to point that out.

    In these particular circumstances, expressing your “opinion” serves no purpose or, at the very least, no purpose that you’ve been able to demonstrate in your various comments.

    This is the part where you gracefully step away from the keyboard, lift your head high and walk away. You have repeated yourself enough times to make your (again, MY opinion) somewhat flimsy, unnecessary point.

    No more words need to be wasted on saying what essentially boils down to, “I don’t like this one thing.”

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