Everybody Loves Hugh

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Hugh Jackman has won over the hearts of both straight women and gay men, but now his appeal is reaching out to other demographics–completely heterosexual men. According to Doctor Robert Rey, star of reality show Dr. 90210, Jackman has passed Brad Pitt on his list of what men ask for when they're getting plastic surgery.

Just where the hell are all these Hugh Jackman clones running around? If I can't get a piece of the real thing, I'd settle for his doppelgänger imposter. Who cares if he's plastic? It'd be more realistic than my Wolverine sex doll… Er, pretend you didn't read that last sentence.

– Dewitt

One thought on “Everybody Loves Hugh

  1. well even str*8 guys can fantasize! you’d be surprised what a couple of drinks can do……..to bring out a real man.

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