Shia LeBeouf’s Bulge Is Now More Omnipresent Than Britney’s Vag

Shia LeBeouf, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, Playboy, extremely well-endowed, bulge, peen-fest, dressed up, no underwear, suit, jacket, handsome, celebrity, film, free-balling, going commando

They should really consider changing the name of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps to Shia LeBeouf Big Fat Peen-Festival, because that's all I've been seeing in the shots from the set. A while back, Shia LeBeouf told Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed". We're pretty sure he said that just so he could hear girls say, "Wow! It's way bigger than I expected."

Now there's a novel idea! Everyone on MANHUNT has got it all wrong. We should clearly be lying that we're smaller than we actually are. Or we could just tell the truth.

– Dewitt 

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Shia LeBeouf, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, Playboy, extremely well-endowed, bulge, peen-fest, dressed up, no underwear, suit, jacket, handsome, celebrity, film, free-balling, going commando

Shia LeBeouf, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, Playboy, extremely well-endowed, bulge, peen-fest, dressed up, no underwear, suit, jacket, handsome, celebrity, film, free-balling, going commando

7 thoughts on “Shia LeBeouf’s Bulge Is Now More Omnipresent Than Britney’s Vag

  1. I think he might be a little bit aroused. And I’m sure his suit was fitted by a tailor…hhmm, maybe that’s why he got a bit aroused.

  2. is “photoshop” a favorite word for gay men? that’s the first word i see when i read these comments…. so what if it’s photoshopped…. big dick or little… i’d let Shia do whatever he wants to me.

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