David Beckham Is So Unattractive

31 thoughts on “David Beckham Is So Unattractive”

1. he and Posh the white Kadashians, over all of them, send them to Syria

2. Whoa, who added extra bitter and a side of bitchiness to your morning coffee? He’s not a bad looking fella by any stretch.

3. Anyone who thinks that man is ugly should look in the mirror at themselves.

4. I bag to differ, I find David Beckham to very attractive!

5. Why don’t we send you to Syria? Your constant vitriol is really tiring. What a sad life you must lead. And to make light of what is happening is Syria is sick.

6. Wow, some people are missing the sarcasm gene.

   But actually, Becks does nothing for me. I like my Brits big and hairy, a la Ben Cohen,

7. Um, wait. You guys thought I was serious?

8. This was sarcasm.

9. A lot of sarcasm.

10. I am assuming you’re kidding about him being unattractive. He’s still one of the most handsome men you’ve got on this site.

11. AGREED! Ben Cohen 100%

12. The sarcasm didn’t really come through in your post – you made so much of an effort to make a point as to how ugly he’s meant to be it actually came out as genuine!

13. Damn hate much…. geesh what the guy do to you. I think David Beckham is a very nice looking man…very sexy man!

14. I agree

15. smoking hot. his voice is kind of a turn-off, though.

16. completely agree. ben cohen any day. and i am sorry, but what is up with david beckham and all of his tattoos? every time i see new pictures of him he seems to have more ink. i don’t mind ink but i think they’re starting to detract his good looks.

17. I’d say that Americans don’t usually understand sarcasm, but an American dished it.

18. OK…if someone had never read anything J. Harvey had previously written on Manhunt Daily AND came to this blog without knowledge that it was written by a bunch of horny men, I could see how they might take this seriously.

    But c’mon….have you read Manhunt Daily? Not sure they would be doing their job posting photos of men they thought were unattractive. Afterall, if they dis that, what would all the tatoo hating, hair hating, bi hating, twink hating, bear hating, BB hating (and I could go on) readers have to complain about.

19. He does look like a “Power Bottem” from a BareBack Porn

20. david beckham is hot to me, i’ve seen uglier guys on here, like proper ugly….

21. His tattoos are hideous and he needs pec implants but he has a cute face

22. I thought it was fairly obvious where you were going there…guess not. The man’s a stud and we all wanna fuck him. Nuff said.

23. Ben Mothafuckin Cohen, yes!

24. I’ve read this post countless times….and even after I see the author say he was being sarcastic, I don’t see the sarcasm….I mean the next time “(Sarcasm)” noted somewhere in the middle or end would have saved a lot of time….if this many people got the impression that a blind gay man wrote this, maybe the context is a bit off….

25. Oh, yeah, sure. Suddenly a lot of people read the post and just jumped to the conclusion that the author was being serious….CLEARLY we all have the problem…I blame myself. When I was twelve, I hit my head on the sidewalk and lost the ability to read sarcasm…Between the “fug”, the “pig” and “DAVID BECKHAM IS SO UNATTRACTIVE” in caps, how could you not see it??

    (See? THAT’S sarcasm…take notes lol)

26. Sorry He is Hott love me some Beckham

27. An official apology from the desk of J. Harvey –

    Team. You have my sincere apologies, After re-reading my post and searching what’s left of my soul, I’ve determined that my sarcastic post about David Beckham was a shade too negative and came off as venom. I think David Beckham is a handsome man, and is a very good at being a male model. When I write a sarcastic post in the future, I will use a lighter touch so it’s recognized. Thank you for bringing my attention to this.

    Until next,

    J. Harvey

    p.s. This apology is not sarcasm.

28. Oh yay! Converts! Yeah, refer to my apology.

29. i agree… he doesnt have a nice bod and his face is past it.

30. I’d do him.

31. How could anyone read this and think it was not sarcasm?

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