Celebrity Skin: Alexander Skarsgård’s Dick

SPOILER ALERT! The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn’t even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control as a sharknado of melodramatic bullshit and blatantly bad television writing.

The only good thing to come out of this season was a brief glimpse at Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis, which confirms that he’s uncut and a decent size when flaccid. One could argue that the homoerotic shaving scene between Warlow and Jason Stackhouse was also a nice treat, but fuck, when will one of those vampire sex dreams lead to some actual fucking? I want to see penetration shots of Rob Kazinsky‘s dick buried in Ryan Kwanten‘s tight muscle butt, and I won’t settle for anything less.

Just give me what I want, True Blood. That’s the only way I’ll forgive you for this season.

– Dewitt

Check out some nude screen-caps of Alexander Skarsgård below:

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

Alexander Skarsgard naked, showing off his dick in the season finale of True Blood.

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85 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Alexander Skarsgård’s Dick

  1. LOL yep saw this last night and we were in shock they actually showed a dick for a change.
    But this cliff hanger end of season pissed me off because you have no idea who will or will not be alive for next season. Pam and Eric could be a blood puddle easy enough.

    But at least they showed a scene that let you know another season is coming with the vampire horde at Merlots / Belflure

  2. Dam gd looking and tall but not really well hung for his height. But wouldn’t kick him out of bed. Hope he’s a grower!!! Lv 2 swallow him, any time.

  3. It was announced in July that they had been renewed for a seventh season. The plan is to return to stories centering more on Bon Temps and the residents there.

  4. Looks to me to be about 4 or 5 inches flaccid based on his height. If he’s a grower like myself he could get up to about 8 or 9 inches when erect.

  5. He is out in the cold snow NAKED where perhaps even vampire suffer from shrinkage LOL !!!

  6. When you look at it and compare to his index finger. It looks like they’re both the same length but his cock is thicker. My index finger is about four inches. I suspect his would be about 4 to 5.

  7. this show has been a mess for several seasons. The writing is bad and the acting is painful at times. There was a time when it’s campiness made up for all of it but now it’s just stupid. If it weren’t for Newsroom I wouldn’t have HBO at all

  8. All these vapid comments from size centric queens is so dumb. Instead of appreciating the overall beauty of this man, you reduced him to his penis, reduced him to a thing for sexual objectification. Honestly, is he a grower? 4-5 inches? Using your fingers as penile length measurement tools is beyond redundant! I try not to judge but do you ever read your own comments and realize how moronic and cruel you seem? A man is more than his penis, it’s length, girth, etc. There’s more than one way to be please by a man in the sack. I hope you all evolve beyond such petty BS!

  9. Thank you, yesterday I was about to bash those skanky size queens and tell them to buy a 2 feet long 10 inch wide dildo so they can manage their anal frustrations and stop being so rude when talking about others’ physiques, but I refrained from posting, afraid of the consequences :p ( I would probably be banned from the site…)

    It’s not as if they ever had a chance to lay their hands on him anyway!

  10. I just adore Skarsgard. That first picture with the book is incredibly hot…and a bit surreal. I love it that he showed his cock however. That’s a wet dream cum true.

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