As someone who works closely with Dewitt (aka the heart, soul and penis of Manhunt Daily), I tend to know his likes and dislikes. He likes kittehs, hairy badonka donks, and fisting GIFs. As for his dislikes? The list includes any female on the iTunes Top Ten, my attempts at writing HTML code, and Lucas Entertainment‘s Michael Lucas. You should click that link because it’s an amusing post my co-blogger wrote about how he wanted to do Mr. Lucas despite a feud in which they were engaged.
But wait! It seems that Lucas has redeemed himself! He took that attention-sucking ho-bag Nick Gruber and tossed his “straight”, brawlin’ ass out of his Fire Island Party. It’s like when Fox News pisses off an anti-gay group. I GET CONFUSED AND DON’T KNOW WHO TO TURN MY HATE ON!
According to our friends at Queerty, Lucas rents out a tent at Fire Island’s annual Ascension Party. And Calvin Klein’s former purse holder rolled up acting every level of stank. I’ll let Michael fill you in.
“I saw this arrogant guy who was being rude to people, shoving two guys away after they bumped into him. I heard him say, “Keep your hands away from me! I”m straight!” So I went over to him, and asked him why he was being so rude.
He said, “I am straight, and I don’t want any gay people to touch me.” At which point, I told him “you’re leaving.”
He said, “do you know who I am?” I said, “I don’t know, and I don’t even want to know who you think you are.”
Then he said, “Try me.” I said “Watch me.” I called over to security and had him hauled away without his feet even touching the floor. Then someone explained to me that this is the ex boyfriend of Calvin Klein, Nick Gruber, who just “came out” as “straight.”
I have never heard about this guy before and had no idea what he looked like. I’ve never read any of the gossip that supposedly surrounds him. So, I guess he came to a gay party to let everyone know he is “straight.”
Crystal meth is a HELLUVA drug. Hey, I didn’t say Nick Gruber is on crystal meth. I just said that it’s a helluva drug. I hoop some and suddenly my cubicle is so clean you could birth a baby on it!
Michael Lucas has really turned over a new leaf and struck a blow for people who are over opportunistic fame hustlers. At least in my estimation. Look, anyone who has anything to do with the incredible hotness over at Lucas Entertainment (for $10 a month!) can’t be all bad.
– J. Harvey
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if you are “straight” and don’t wan’t gay people touching you, why are you at a gay event?
I was there!! Miss Gruber was all kinds of “messed up” I don’t know what she was on, but she was feeling “no pain” and “throwing attitude” all over the place.. I heard Miss Gruber claim to be “str8”, my friends and I were laughing at her.And she’s losing whatever looks she had!!
This guy is so…dumb.
10 points for Mr. Lucas! IMHO, gruber has been a mess for quite a while, but the attitude is totally unacceptable! I worked in those circles for a number of years in LA and NYC, and it always chapped my chaps when someone asked, Do you know who I am? I always responded, ‘If you have to ask, you’re obviously not that famous or important.’ Mr. Lucas, You Rock!!
Calvin Klein’s ex boy toy who did gay porn , shows up a with ATTITUDE at a gay party and he is STR8 ??? Things that make you go WHOM !!!
This is such a deliciously tangled story that you’re sharing. Of course applying the old “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” logic, this now means that Dewitt is friends with Miss Gruber…unless he dislikes Gruber more and then he’s friends with Lucus now. Either way the complexities of the situation and people involved in all of this is so delicious. It’s all about the back story, isn’t it?
A hustler is a hustler is a hustler. Lots of gay guys love that “I’m straight” bullshit.
Whatever looks CK One bought for her. She’s had a lot of work done.
More like Things that make you go who gives a rats ass! LOL!