Eli Lewis, and Sean Zevran, and Adam Ramzi, and Mark Sanz, Oh, My. Full Disclosure: I’m a fangirl for Eli Lewis. I just am. He’s smarter than most people I know and committed to doing his job well, and just a great fucking bottom. […]
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“Ass Up Breeding,” Next Door Raw’s Tribute to 2Live Crew
Face Down / Ass Up: That’s the way we like to fuuuuuuuu Ever the subtlest around, Next Door Raw makes it their mission to broadcast exactly what you’re getting into well before you even click the thing to watch it. And Ass Up Breeding was […]
Dylan Lucas: Hot Cousin Fuckin’
IDEGAF. This scene is GREAT. Incest-y stuff is always met with mixed reviews from more vocal people – tweeters, commenters, etc – but based on the fact that people keep signing up for it, buying, and watching it, it’s tough to argue it isn’t […]
Viva Jamaica | Kris Karr is DUHLICIOUS ?
Also Ricky Roman is here. This is a quick one because it’s pretty sleepy in my office and this really speaks for itself. The first paragraph of the scene description says everything that I love about this scene and what Cockyboys does in general: […]
6 Gifs That Explain Exactly How Hot Yoshi Kawasaki is
I coulda gif’d all night. I’ve ranted plenty on twitter about how fucking sexy this guy is and I’m so excited to see him turn up on UK Hot Jocks. Yoshi Kawasaki is another dude that I’m convinced doesn’t get enough work. Raging Hot […]
*Shocked Face .gif*
Why, Mr. Lucas, you’ve outdone yourself. I used some reaction gifs in this post about Knockin’ Boots to explain the narrative arc of my reaction to the insane descriptions that Next Door Ebony keeps writing (from another room, in a different location, without any […]
Change the Music, Change the Dick
This is not a serious post. Some days it’s hard to come up with stuff to talk about here. Not for a shortage of dicks or fucking or anything, but more because the more of this you watch, the more it sort of mooshes […]
Knockin’ Boots: A Lovesong to Rimming
The Porn Title Generator™ at Next Door Ebony was broken this week. Oooooooof. I love some Bamm Bamm (I don’t know why they’ve shortened it up to just one M now). I just do. He’s adorable and hung and just knows how to take […]
COLT Morning
*Contented Sigh* I write a lot about being interested primarily in joyful and enjoyable fucking/porn, and no studio (maybe Cockyboys – idk) consistently conveys what those ideas mean quite the way COLT does. You never watch a COLT scene and think “man, I hope […]
BTS of “Taxman Cumeth”
I don’t think ANY of these people knows how to do taxes! I posted the trailer for the newest episode of Titan’s The Taxman Cumeth earlier today (which was good timing since April 15th is Friday, for all the American readers waiting till the […]











