Let the body hair envy continue! Gay porn newcomer (sort of) Jimmy Fanz didn’t even need to take his pants off, and he was already one of my new favorites. Like, can we even call what’s happening on his stomach a “happy trail”? It’s more […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dylan Ayres
You don’t know the lengths (no pun intended) I went through to get these pictures of Dylan Ayres and his long, uncut slab of man-meat. I had to service at least nine Bel Ami models in a dark alley, as they shouted degrading insults and […]
Caption This: Cucumber Party
Here is a picture of Eryk Eastman getting mouth-fucked with a cucumber! In today’s edition of Caption This, you’re invited to provide your own context for this moment, though you can fill in the blanks and find out the full story by visiting Dirty Tony […]
What Would You Do?: Trevor Tripp
Here is a list of things I would do with Trevor Tripp (if he wasn’t about to sleep with people who are infinitely more attractive than me on Randy Blue): • Undress him slowly whilst making out intensely. • Get him on all fours. • […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Cody Cummings
You can say whatever you want about gay-for-pay(ish) porn star Cody Cummings. At the end of the day, eighty percent of us are silently masturbating to his pics in the dark and (maybe) hating ourselves, while the rest of the world complains about his alleged […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Logan Taylor & Haigan Sence
Though my obsession is a bit more subtle than say, my infatuation with Sean Cody‘s Jamie, amateur performer Logan Taylor is another one of those gay porn bottom sluts that I simply can’t resist writing about. For those of you keeping score at home, I’ve […]
Twink Tank: Lee Well
As far as I can tell, Blake Mason is still offering up three day trials for $1.95, and I still owe you this week’s installment of the Twink Tank. While it may seem like these two things aren’t related at all, there’s a very big […]
Flashback Friday: More Hot Rods
More Hot Rods is the sequel to the 1977 Nova porn flick Hot Rods. The titles of these films require very little explanation, since they’re both exactly what they sound like—hot guys stuffing their “hot rods” into one another on/near actual hot rods. Each consists […]
Money Shot: The Sticky Kiss
Look at how happy Arpad Miklos and Shay Michaels are in this picture! It’s almost as if they’re genuinely excited to have sex with one another. As it goes, this shot was taken at the beginning of their scene for Cocksure Men. We’ll let you […]
I’m Sorry, Porno Payton.
You are a wonderful creature, Porno Payton. When I insulted your owner Steven Daigle for not even bothering to acknowledge my existence as a human being (even though I was standing directly in front of him), it was never meant to hurt you. His first […]