I’m Sorry, Porno Payton.

You are a wonderful creature, Porno Payton. When I insulted your owner Steven Daigle for not even bothering to acknowledge my existence as a human being (even though I was standing directly in front of him), it was never meant to hurt you. His first explanation about the incident made sense:

“Please let me extend my deepest apology to you, had I known it was you (I cant remember ever meeting you in person, not to mention it was a dark and crowded bar) I would have certainly said hi and been thrilled to introduce you to Payton (who is a girl by the way LOL). I had snuck Payton into the bar so she could be there to accept her award and after it was over I was trying to get her out as quick as possible so we didn’t get in trouble. It was also only a week after her leg amputation surgery and she was getting very scared from the amount of people that kept trying to pet her. In a panic rush I was just trying to get her out of the bar and home! If you are ever in Dallas please let me know and I will make sure she meets you”

I get that! As the owner of two dogs, I respect that it’s not my “right” to pet you and shower you with love. Your feelings are more important than mine! While I would have appreciated if Mr. Daigle said, “I’m sorry! Payton is feeling very scared right now, and I have to run home”, I totally understand where he was coming from.

But then this happened.

After a post that was mostly meant in jest, that comment has officially placed Steven Daigle on my shit list. I’m dropping it. You will never see me write his name on this blog ever again. Bye now! I have to go back to being a “disgusting troll that hides behind a computer instead of risking the ridicule of showing your face on a regular basis”. Oh, and let’s make more jokes about my social anxiety! Because, you know, I haven’t had enough therapy sessions about that…

Again! Sorry, Porno Payton. You deserve so much better.

– Dewitt

Photo via: I’m A Fag Hag

12 thoughts on “I’m Sorry, Porno Payton.

  1. Not … quite sure what to say ._.;  While your opinions are usually pretty entertaining, and I know they’re mostly in jest, that’s … quite fucked up of him to post two separate sides of himself in the same comment board … It’d have been easier to just e-mail you with the insulting one, makes him look like less of an ass.

    In other news, I hope the dog recovers well.

  2. Aw c’mon.  Why was this story posted in the first place.  It is boring, self-indulgent and passive-aggressive.  I really think you guys should respect your readers a bit more, value our readership and resist the urge to use this as a forum for your personal agendas.

  3. My question is, which comment came first … the “fuck-you” comment or the apology comment? Sounds like the apology was first, then he thought about it for a few moments and decided to vent. This sounds like a playground fight from school, when a kid says “I never wanna play with you again!”, then next week they would be hanging out on the monkey bars together.

  4. He’s a Big Brother cast off so it shouldn’t matter. I just wonder though do most porn stars/industry folk know you guys by sight?  Just curious. 

  5. Shockingly, The Human Ottoman somehow manages to be less eloquent than an actual ottoman.

    Oh, the rofls I am having!

  6. This is why porn stars do what they do… have sex.. they don’t give public speeches or run for government office. I like the guy’s body and videos. But, damn. Why would someone do that? Offer up a perfectly good apology whether warranted or not… then pull a Jekyll and Hyde. Couldn’t just leave it alone..

  7. its hard to convey emotions, such as sarcasm and um, etc.., over the internet. he obviously took your message the wrong way.  way to take it personally. 

  8. Who takes a dog recovering from surgery that is obviously not used to crowds to a crowded event in the first place, award or not?  Who also (supposedly loving their dog) threatens to throw it off a balcony for ANY reason at all?  Not a good move, really, as is changing from super polite to super feral in a short space of time.  Unfortunately the only “victim” in this is the poor dog, and an apology was thoughful on your behalf, Dewitt.
    My thought is this:  This blog is a place I often come to to see what performers like Steven are up to.  These blogs promote these performers, albeit with some bias.  There are hundreds of them, but they have loyal followers.  Perhaps performers like Steven also need to keep the fans in mind, as someone like Dewitt is probably more like us, and than the performers we collectively follow and idolise.  Losing any form of promotion is not good for anyone’s brand. 
    PS Dewitt and Steven, which one of you has been doing your job longer?

  9. Dewitt, you are better than this . . . and the last post.  Remember that.  I was a little disappointed.  

  10. I read Manhunt Daily all the time, but rarely ever find the need to post a comment – until now. Dewitt – first you use your blog to selfishly lash out at a performer for not giving you the time of day, then you try to curtail the growing backlash with a lame “it was only in jest” excuse, and now…this post. What is the point of this post besides yet again using your blog as your own personal vendetta machine? This post has NOTHING to do with Daigle’s dog, Payton – you’re just using that as a thinly veiled reason to “get the last word” in your ongoing tiff with Daigle. 

    Regardless of what went down, what happened afterward and who insulted who, you really need to stop being childish about this and let it go. I like reading your over-exuberant posts on the latest drool-worthy studs to cross your screen but don’t care much at all when you decide to use this site as a launch pad for your snarky personal attacks.

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