Honestly, I have no clue why I get so hung up on porn titles, but it really gets to me sometimes! Often, a still and a title are all you get to decide if you wanna drop bucks/a load on a scene and I’m convinced […]
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Does It Fit: Micah Brandt Works It Out
I don’t even know what I can say about this video, posted today from god-like LA bae Micah Brandt. So instead, I’m just gonna play DJ for ya. We’re making this another Does It Fit? First, watch this video. Seriously. It’s cool, and you’ll wanna […]
Cocktober Wrap: 10 Best Halloween Costumes 2015
There wasn’t a ton of lead up posts, but over the weekend, tonnnnnns of performers posted their Halloween How Naked Can I Legally Get Away With Costumes. Here’s the ten best: 10. Derek Atlas Giving me a run for my hair money. Thank god […]
Big Dick Birthday Club: Pierre Fitch
Whenever we know it’s somebody’s birthday, we like to take a quick minute to wish them all the best and thank them for the amount of time they spend naked, hard, and squirty in front of the camera. Today is Canadian hunk Pierre Fitch’s 34th […]
Leo Sweetwood + Bray Love = Drenched in Summer Cum?
Look – that’s a lot of title. But I like these guys, so I’m gonna overlook that. The description for this latest episode of Naked Sword’s Summer of Sweat doesn’t fare a lot better, and I had to read it, so it’s only fair that you should: […]
Men.com Goes All Twilighty
I am never gonna rag on someone for trying. And Men.com is really trying to do something here. And the good news is, it mostly succeeds! As we learned last week, I have a thing for Pierre Fitch (and I don’t care who knows it!) and his […]
Ass Wednesdays
I don’t want to talk down about women, but I’m worried that the #AssWednesday hashtag on twitter/insta is being taken over by girl butts! So I’m starting up Ass Wednesdays posts here in an effort to combat that. Please to enjoy my favorite butts of […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, to […]
Total Exposure 2 Takes You To The Blacksmith Shed
Full disclosure: I fuckin love Johnny V and I don’t know Dorian Ferro is. Firstly – I think Johnny V is damn near perfection, as far as blonde dudes go. He looks like a Josman illustration of what a bodybuilder should look like and if […]
English Porn Stud Mickey Taylor’s Got a New Video
Good morning! As I may havee mentioned, I’m a big fan of Mickey Taylor. That guy has a good head on his shoulders, and that head is pretty fucking handsome, and also he’s a really solid bottom. Those are not qualities that roll across the […]











