Well, hello salty goodness! (I stole that from a really old Buffy episode. Joss Whedon is God.) Apparently, in my day-to-day porno round-up drive-by, I missed the incredible specimen named Dave Summerlin. He intro’ed his body and his jerking skills for Next Door Male. I’m […]
Porn artiste Colby Keller and Jay Roberts (recently loosened up by Dato Foland) are switching it up like crazy in this latest from MEN’s “Gods Of Men” imprint. Maybe A Match is a dumb title cuz’ duh, they sure as fuck do! Keller and Roberts […]
And yes that is my flaptopped blonde beauty Johnny V busting out a pose for me amidst furious go-go dancing at Hustlaball Las Vegas! It was at Vinyl at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and it was ON. Many of your favorite porn heroes […]
Dear readers, I realize that is the longest post title in the world. Yes, it’s true. I somehow got myself into the Internext Expo (conference for porny people) which made my ultimate goal possible – HUSTLABALL LAS VEGAS! Very, very excited. So far today, I’ve […]
For those of you less discerning readers, “mentors” is a euphemism in this case. It means “FUCKS.” Jackson Grant is a newcomer that is already making his way into the Boner Creator Hall of Fame with his scenes for Colby’s Crew. Not to humble-brag but […]
I was mostly monitoring Twitter this week for piss jokes about President-Elect Assface. I saw a lot! But, in the meantime, our porn favorites were still a’tweetin’! Take it away, boys! Get to know Adam Ramzi. At length! Adam (who was celebrated bigly on Manhunt […]
Piss was ALL OVER the news this week due to our President-Elect ALLEGEDLY (even on a gay porn blog, you have to use that descriptor) enjoying himself a golden showers show in Moscow. Have you ever seen so many golden showers jokes and memes in […]
I ain’t kidding when I describe Derek Jones as “strapping.” He’s built to fuck (ask Collin Simpson) and he proves it by going after new model Caden Carli’s ivory ass. Well, formerly “ivory.” I did notice that Caden’s ass was a nice rosy shade after […]
What is the BEST thing you can rock your hips and slap your pelvis against when you’re deep-dicking some thirsty buttslut? (To those of you who are reading that and snickering due to your knowledge of the blogger, I TOLD YOU I was versatile.) The […]
Ryan Rose. Ryan FUCKING Rose. Ryan Rose might be from Krypton. That’s if Krypton was a planet that exploded sending a porn god rocketing to Earth to be adopted by a kindly porn studio. I’m not sure his body is real. I always feels sorry […]
