Could Glee seriously get any gayer? Do any of you doubt that the answer to that question is “yes”? From an all-Madonna recurring role by Idina Menzel, this show is quite far from “str8-acting”, and now it’s going to get a dash of homosexuality that […]
Category: Television
These Carrots Taste Musky
If you haven't seen the original 1971 version of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, this video probably won't make any sense. But for those of you who have, you'll remember the scene with lickable wallpaper in which the infamous candyman exclaims, "The strawberries taste like […]
Hang In There, Rue! We Need You…
This may make me the gayest person ever, but I really can't handle losing another member of the Golden Girls cast. No two celebrity deaths caused me more pain than those of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur. And by pain, I mean an unmanageable bar […]
Scott Foley Shirtless On Cougar Town
Could someone please explain to me why I haven't made room for Cougar Town on my DVR? Even if I couldn't get into the plotlines, I could just fast forward through all the boring parts and focus on the eye candy. It seems like there's […]
Could Elton John Replace Simon Cowell?
When news that Simon Cowell would be abandoning American Idol hit the net, those who watched the show were left with one big question–who's evil enough to fill his shoes? If TMZ's sources can be believed, the answer may be none other than Sir Elton John. According to […]
Scott Herman Is On All Fours For You
It looks like Scott Herman's ready to be taken doggystyle! Or he's just showing us some workout tips. The former cast member of MTV's The Real World (who we only still care about because he's ridiculously hot) has a new segment on YouTube entitled "How […]
Haiti Was Cursed By A Pact With The Devil
Pat Robertson has said some ridiculous shit, but now he's taken crazy to new heights. Check out this video in which he tells the "true story" of the pact Haiti's made with the devil. According to him, it's clearly the reason that a 7.0 magnitude earthquake […]
Should You Watch Blue Mountain State Tonight?
Unfortunately, I can't answer that question for you, but I can provide you with a video preview of tonight's episode and tons of homoerotic screen caps. In tonight's finale, three very cute freshman players are hazed by team captain
Would You Hit That?: Dwayne Johnson
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Simon Cowell Quits American Idol
Your mother may have told you that winners never quit and quitters never win, but she obviously wasn't able to see Simon Cowell's future. Rumors that the acid-tongued and brutally honest American Idol judge would be jumping off ship have been circulating for quite some […]