Check out the bad boy. You’d ride his hog, don’t lie. Andy Cohen is the openly gay ringmaster of the reality show circus over on Bravo, and it’s paying off for him. The well-endowed Missouri native (I have it on personal authority that he’s packing, […]
Category: Television
Manhunt Daily Wood: Eric Martsolf
The soap opera is a declining art form. There’s really only going to be three left on network television in 2012, and that’s a tragedy. Because it means The Soap Hunk is going to be gone soon! The Soap Hunk is the impossibly good-looking guy […]
Team ILuminate Is Rad
Warning – the only thing homosexual about this post is the use of glow sticks (and possibly Piers Morgan). America’s Got Talent had their best performers ever on last night. Team ILuminate is a dance troop that lights up the stage with their hot moves […]
Hot Blooded: Eric And Sookie Have The Sex!
Anyway who says that this season of True Blood hasn’t already trounced last season is more brainless than Sherrif Andy. It’s so good this season! A TRUE Sookie/Eric/Bill triangle! Jason and Jessica? Marnie as Antonia-possessed superbitch? Pam about to kick Tara’s annoying ass? I’m sorry […]
Secret Sex: Alex Trebek
Jeopardy has been on the air for so long that I’m pretty sure Alex Trebek‘s a billion years old. Actually, it’s more like seventy-one. Either way, what you need to know is that I’d bang the hell out of him. Back in the ’80s. Back […]
Quickie: Jake Pavelka
He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
Who Would You Rather?: Warehouse 13
I have long been erect over this sorta C-list actor named Eddie McClintock. That’s him on your right. He’s got that hot frat boy look about him that makes me want to be his pledgemaster. We would begin his Hell Week initiation by testing his […]
Hot Blooded: Shut Up, Tara! Eric’s Cute When Clueless.
Oooo, True Blood is gittin’ so good! Eric and Sookie are all over each other, Pam’s dropping c-bombs, and Jason, Jessica, AND HOYT are having dream sex together. Read on! – J. Harvey For the True Blood recap, Follow the JUMP:
“True Blood” Cast Films “It Gets Better” Videos
These guys are kind of late to the party considering their show is ultra-gay and has tons o’ gay fans, but better late than never. Some of the cast of True Blood, including the most beautiful man in Sweden (Alexander Skarsgard) and openly gay creator […]
Secret Sex: Matheus Fernandes
Matheus Fernandes is a contestant on The Glee Project. Born in Brazil, he moved to America at a young age and quickly developed a passion for pop music. Also, he is a person of, ahem, short stature. A little person, a dwarf or whatever you […]