The only thing worth paying attention to at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was Beyonce’s belly, and that’s because rarely has there been a showier way of telling the world you got knocked up. Besides egomaniacal stunts like that to break up the boredom, […]
Category: Television
Amazing TV Butts: Rodiney Santiago & Joe Manganiello
The most common response on yesterday’s A-List: New York edition of Fuck, Marry, Block was, “Can’t I just hit them all with a bus?” I’m paraphrasing here, but that would have been my response too… if I didn’t want to shove my dick so far […]
Must Watch: Kristen Wiig As Judy Garland
This was from Kristen Wiig’s first season on Saturday Night Live, and she was already establishing herself as one of the only reasons to watch the show. Check out her impression of Judy Garland on a fictitious Vincent Price Thanksgiving Special. She’s made some of […]
Anderson Cooper Is Beyond Cute
Bloated French actor Gerard Depardieu acted the fool, and took a piss on an airplane the other day. And it wasn’t in the bathroom. Bitch was drunk, obviously. That’s not the fun part. The fun part was that the foxy and silver Anderson Cooper was […]
Who Would You Rather?: Abercrombie & Fitch
You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. […]
Celebrity Skin: Nathan Fillion
Actor Nathan Fillion is an undiscovered country in that he rarely gets recognized by the mainstream media as being hot. Not only is he hot, but he tends to appear in quality stuff like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the late, lamented Firefly, and Dr. Horrible’s […]
Must Watch: “Queers”
The following is sure to offend everyone – gays, blacks, hipsters, and especially Ted Danson fans. So, yes, it’s hilarious. It’s also pretty impressive how they inserted this queen into the clip. Cheers sucked after Shelly Long exited, anyway. p.s. “Pink sock” is the new […]
Your Gay “Full House” Fantasy Just Came True
When Bob Saget softly kisses John Stamos’ neck, did you get a boner, too? Who would have thought Danny Tanner would be doing something hot? Uncle Jessie and the head of Full House’s Tanner clan show us afraid-of-intimacy-bitches how to cuddle the right way in […]
They Are?: Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom
This pic was TOTALLY taken while they were reaching the climax of a clandestine couples’ handie under the table. Gossip Guy should have a butt hanging out of his mouth. I worked for awhile as a celebrity gossip blogger and it shames me to admit […]
Work It: This Can’t Be Life
Really? You’re really going to air Bosom Buddies 2011 making dusty gender stereotype jokes? This shit doesn’t even have the dearly departed Wendie Jo Sperber to give it some class and elegance. Fuck you ABC for assuming we’re all tasteless cretins. I’d rather see a […]