Why mince words? Tomorrow night’s episode of Glee, “The First Time”, reportedly features either Blaine or Kurt throwing their heels in the air for the other. Sure, most of you are all “uh, Kurt’s a TOTAL bottom”! But – who knows? Blaine could be a […]
Category: Television
Can Conan Do My Wedding Too?
Long, tall TV gingersnap Conan O’Brien officiated at the wedding of his costume designer Scott Cronick. On his show! Team Coco has been broadcasting from NYC for the week, and since gay marriage isn’t legal in California (Fuck PropH8!) the couple figured they would get […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
Secret Sex: Jake Johnson
You may recognize Jake Johnson from this magical place called television. He appears alongside Zooey Deschanel on Fox’s latest hit series New Girl, playing the part of her romantically-challenged roommate Nick Miller. He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. For real, […]
Daniel Tosh: OnTheHunt’s Biggest Fan?
Funny story! Our colleague was recently watching an episode of Tosh.0, only to realize the show’s host Daniel Tosh incorporated an oddly familiar clip into his “man falling out of a tree” segment. The footage showed Pierre Fitch and Tyler Andrews lying naked together on […]
Isn’t He On “The A-List: Dallas”?
Showing off your crank to get people to watch your tv show is BRILLIANT marketing. Especially if said crank is nicely-sized, and of considerable girth. The A-List: Dallas is the spin-off to that New York-based show on Logo about a bunch of assholes (Mike Ruiz […]
Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
Would You Hit That?: Steven Yeun
The Walking Dead is back, and it is GROSS. It is NOT a good life when you have to do stomach content searches on a zombie to make sure that it didn’t eat your kid! BLECH. One of the more underrated characters on the show […]
Top or Bottom: Zachary Quinto
“It’s like our culture is so rooted in voyeuristic obsession and the exposure of people’s lives in order to feel validated. It’s terribly empty and sad. It leaves me with a diminished faith in humanity.” Sorry, Zachary Quinto! We don’t mean to diminish your faith […]