Wilson Bethel is an actor on that show on the CW where Summer from The O.C. is exiled to the Deep South to labor in a swamp or some shit? I have no idea, I see commercials for it during Ringer. I’m far more interested […]
Category: Television
Would You Hit That?: Trey Parker And Matt Stone
Today is South Park creator Trey Parker’s birthday (he’s on the left), so we thought it would be interesting to ask our readers if they would fuck him and his partner-in-intelligent bad taste Matt Stone. They’re the duo responsible for Cartman, killing Kenny, blaming Canada, […]
Secret Sex: Greg Bennett
The one time I tried to watch one of the Real Housewives series, I experienced an acute level of physical discomfort. Now, I’m not one to pretend I’m above ridiculous reality TV shows. For cock’s sake! I thought Hair Battle Spectacular and Dance Moms were […]
Who Would You Rather?: Revenge
The current TV season has made this homo very, very happy. Cuz’ pot-boiling melodramas about rich people are back, bitch! The double Rs (Ringer and Revenge) are making me squee with delight over the new crop of evil millionaires, their whorish viper wives, young ingenues […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Stephen Amell
As Dewitt noted this week, neither of us are watching Hung. Initially, the avoidance stemmed from when we learned that Thomas Jane doesn’t show off his crank despite the fact that the show’s title is HUNG! Oh, and he’s a women-gratifying only type of gigolo. […]
Does Anyone Else Want To Do Seth MacFarlane?
Consider this post my contribution to “Secret Sex”. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane will be receiving the Humanist of the Year Award right down the street from us at Harvard University tomorrow. I might have to attend just so I can stare at him, and […]
When In Doubt, Post Naked Pictures of Thomas Jane…
It’s inexplicable why I’ve never watched Hung. It’s one of those shows that I was intrigued about upon its debut, yet didn’t tune into ’cause I was too busy writing stupid Glee recaps. And when Thomas Jane revealed that he wasn’t going to whip out […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: One Life To Live’s Ford Brothers
It’s unfathomable as to why soap operas are disappearing from the pop culture landscape. They hire extreme eye candy to portray their campy characters and everyone owns a DVR now! These are the Ford brothers from One Life To Live. They’re not long for this […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story
Ok, who watched American Horror Story last night? That shizz was EFFED UP. What was real? What was a dream? How did Jessica Lange get to be so completely awesome? Does Dylan McDermott always cry when he beats off? So many questions! We just had […]
Thomas Jane’s Pretty Open About His Hustler Past
Check the fuzzy asscheeks! Nom nom. Thomas Jane is the dude who swings his gigolo dick on HBO’s Hung, and has appeared in a ton of movies including Boogie Nights and Deep Blue Sea. Deep Blue Sea is where he ran around the whole time […]