How did Chaos Men bring in the new year? They rounded up three of their most popular models for a good ol’ ménage à trois, in what’s “likely the longest video to hit the site”. Beefy lad Darius (above center) does a decent portion of […]
Category: Sex
Top or Bottom: Ryan Gosling
From the “Hey Girl” meme to his “Photoshopped” abs, 2011 was undeniably the year of Ryan Gosling. We were going to do a countdown of this year’s hottest celebrities, until we realized there’s nobody else beyond Ryan Gosling. He’s everything right now. Even Bradley Cooper […]
Hot or Not: Wet Briefs
You walk into your gym’s locker room, stuff your sweaty clothes away and prepare yourself to hit the showers. As you’re trotting down that tiled pathway, you get your first glimpse of him. He’s a smokin’ hot guy with a killer ass, huge biceps and […]
Secret Sex: Penn Badgley’s Hair
I’d still hit it! Look, I don’t know what’s going on with Penn Badgley‘s head right now, but that’s the first thought that went through my mind when I saw these pics on DListed. He could still get it. And he could get it in […]
Anthony Weiner Might Have Done It With Another Dude
Anthony Weiner, the eighth sexiest “unsexy” man of 2011, allegedly stated to his female sexting-mate Traci Nobles that he enjoys bisexual MMF threesomes. According to Radar Online, Nobles asked Weiner if he’s turned on by other men, to which he replied, “Well it depends on […]
Unlockables: Guys Who Wear Sunglasses In Face Pics
I will not hook up with someone if their faces are concealed by sunglasses in their only face pic. While there are certainly exceptions to this rule, I’m a stickler about seeing someone’s eyes before they shove their dick in me (or vice versa). I’m […]
Top or Bottom: Santa Claus
We apologize that we’ve been on Christmas overload. It’s so easy to be a Grinch around this time of year, so we’re just trying to get into the spirit of the season! We figure if we can’t get onto the nice list, we might as […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Adam Lambert And His Hair Arrested In Finland
These two must go through SO much pancake makeup and self tanner. God, the clogged pores. American Idol runner-up and glam diva Adam Lambert was pinched in Finland after allegedly getting physical with his boyfriend at a nightclub. I would comment that it’s not nice […]
Have You Ever: Used A Fleshjack On Someone Else?
Oh, calm down already! This isn’t an advertisement, so much as an excuse to share these pictures of Kevin Crows and Paul Wagner using a Fleshjack on one another. I mean, we all know that these trusty masturbation sleeves are great for personal use (especially […]
Nick Jonas On Broadway: This Musical Has The Best Casting Director Ever
Last month we used Darren Criss replacing Harry Potter in Broadway’s How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying as an excuse to write about how much we wanted to sit on Darren’s face/make out with him/69, you know – date him. Today we find […]