For the first time ever in the US, an asexual group will march in a LGBT pride parade. This little bit of history will be going down on June 28th at San Francisco pride. Conservatives everywhere are hiding their children, fearing that they'll catch on […]
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Can Everyone Please Stop Collaborating With Pharrell?
Look, I love Pharrell Williams as much as the next guy. In fact, I used to make entire mixtapes exclusively out of songs he produced with The Neptunes. And, well, have you seen the man's abs? With that love, there is a dose of concern […]
Get Ridiculously Close to Chris Pine’s Penis
If you could use a few Cpt. Kirk penis close-ups in your life, we got the video for you. And no, we're not talking William Shatner. Chris Pine is no doubt a
Jonas Brothers’ Mom Prays For Their Virginity
Denise Jonas, whose vagina spawned everyone's favorite virginal boy band, has spoken with Good Housekeeping about those pesky purity rings. She said, "They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think […]
When Twitter Attacks
It's no secret that Twitter is the new Messiah of social networking sites. From fighting, it's all being played out on Twitter. But one man had to find out the hard way that sometimes oversharing can cost you, dearly. An Arizona man, Israel Hyman, thought […]
Jason Mraz Has The Remedy, And It Involves Him Naked
He-who-must-not-be-named posted this picture of singer-songwriter Jason Mraz on what looks like a naked camping trip. It didn't really get my boner stirring, but I know plenty of guys would kill to spend a night alone with him in a tent. Why is it that […]
Sippin’ On Some P***y Juice
Well, apparently this has been around for a while now, but we just came across this energy drink called Pussy. The makers say, "Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence." Well, we can say with confidence that […]
Barack Obama On Gay Marriage
NBC's Brian Williams recently asked President Barack Obama, "Do gay and lesbian couples who wish to marry in this country have a friend in the White House?" Check out Obama's response: "I think gays and lesbians have a friend in the White House, because I've […]
Eminem Confirms That Everything You See On MTV Is Fake
Still don't believe that Sacha Baron Cohen and Eminem's MTV VMA fiasco was a stunt? Well, the rapper himself has now confirmed our suspicions. He said, "Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the […]
Aural Only: Kelly Rowland & David Guetta
We’ve posted about this Kelly Rowland and David Guetta collaboration two other times before, so it’d be a shame to not share the official video, right? Third times a charm, and I can’t help but get sucked into this completely gay Euro crap. It’s seriously […]