Well, apparently this has been around for a while now, but we just came across this energy drink called Pussy. The makers say, "Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence."
Well, we can say with confidence that we won't be putting any Pussy in our mouths any time soon. How about you? If you want to tell that straight or bisexual guy you're trying to hook up with that "got some Pussy last night", I'm sure the makers will ship a crate across the pond from London.
He'll be even more turned on if you tell him that the two of you can "share some Pussy", though likely disappointed when he finds out the truth. Can someone please stop me now? I could go on for days making bad jokes like this…
– Dewitt
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