It's not every day that we write about pussy, eh? We were hoping for a good laugh, so we sifted through the internet for some gay LOL-cats. Quickly realizing that the majority of them were lame, we decided to create some of our own. Try […]
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Shakira’s She Wolf Comes Out Of The Closet
And I think I might have to come out of the closet… as straight! Some of the moves in Shakira‘s “She Wolf” video totally gave me a semi. Even her awkward moves were slightly endearing. How is this song not giving Kelly Rowland and David Guetta a […]
Katy Perry And Rihanna Sure Do Love Lollipops
It makes me inexplicably happy to see that Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends. I don’t even like Ms. Perry very much, but a girl needs a pal she can suggestively lick lollipops with, you know? On the other hand, I’m desperately waiting for something […]
Starz and SyFy Get A Dose Of Homo
The good news about the new Starz series Spartacus: Blood and Sand? There will apparently be a lot of full-frontal male nudity. The bad news? A lot of the penises will be prosthetic because the actors were insecure about Network Responsibility Index by promising more […]
Marriage Equality In Albania?
Albania‘s prime minister, Sali Berisha, certain president would follow Berisha’s lead… – Dewitt
Surprise! Tanning Beds Are Bad For You
After years of designating tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation as "probable carcinogens", international cancer experts have now deemed them as deadly as mustard gas or arsenic. An analysis of twenty studies found that risk of cancer jumps seventy-five percent when individuals use tanning beds before […]
Aural Only: Madonna
Drop everything–the full version of Madonna‘s “Celebration” has finally leaked. Subjects of her Madgesty’s kingdom will take delight in her return to the Confessions On A Dancefloor style. The nostalgia-prone will turn their nose up at Ms. Ciccone’s decline in artistry. The rest of you will […]
Ba-Twit-Daba, Kid Rock Thinks Your Tweets Are Gay
According to Kid Rock, micro-blogging site Twitter is gay face. Speaking of Twitter and homosexuality, Stockholm Pride‘s “How Hetero?” Twitter application is pretty damn fantastic. Hugh Jackman got a forty-eight percent rating, so now we know that we have more than half of a chance! […]
The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever
Say hello to the Shake Weight, a new fitness tool targeted towards women that strengthens the upper body. By the looks of it, it was designed by some straight dudes who wanted to subliminally promote handjobs. Six minutes a day? Seriously? If that's all it […]
Who Would You Rather?: Billboard 200 Edition
The past two weeks have been good for sexy male singers, with both Daughtry and Maxwell's albums topping the Billboard 200 charts. Because of their successes, we had to ask–who would you rather, American Idol alum Chris Daughtry or sultry neo-soul king Maxwell? And just […]