Tell me about the biggest cumshot you’ve ever witnessed. Great story! And while I have no intentions of belittling your experience, you’re about to see something much more astounding. Hell, it might even cross the line into disturbing territory. Don’t say we didn’t warn you in […]
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Win Two Weeks Of Unlimited Membership On Manhunt!
It’s not every day that we give out Unlimited Memberships to Manhunt, but you could be eligible to win two free weeks if you play your cards right! Make a few matches with Manhunt’s Stud Finder on Facebook, and it’ll only be a matter of time […]
Julie Klausner Is The Cat Whisperer
You may have never heard of Julie Klausner, but I decided a long time ago that she’s one of the funniest human beings alive. This was mostly a result of her short-lived comedy series Cat News, which found her feline friend Smiley Muffin blurting out […]
Does Lynn Hirschberg Have Beef With Chace Crawford?
You may remember that time when Lynn Hirschberg of The New York Times pissed off musical artist M.I.A. What’s that you say? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Basically, the story goes like this… The “Paper Planes” singer wasn’t too fond of an […]
Aural Only: Taylor Swift
So I guess this Taylor Swift chick has a new single? It basically sounds like every other song she’s ever written, mashed up into one giant cliche of herself. Don’t get me wrong! Despite my seemingly harsh criticism, I’m pretty positive that I’ll shamefully sing […]
The Big C: Not As Depressing As You’d Think
Getting diagnosed with terminal cancer. While it may not sound like the most exciting or uplifting premise for a television show, that didn’t stop Showtime from giving the green light to The Big C. The original series stars award-winning actress Laura Linney as a suburban […]
How About Some Pictures of Adrian Grenier’s Butt?
We’ve already established that you’re not all fans of Adrian Grenier from Entourage, but I’m not gonna lie–I’d still stuff my face in his hairy ass crack. Thankfully, the producers of the show have recognized my celebrity rimjob fantasy, and they’ve opted to help me […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
It’s the people’s choice, y’all! Welcome to the Wild Card round of our Weekly Top Ten countdown, in which you vote to fill the tenth remaining slot on our rankings. Today’s edition features four songs recommended by viewers like you, so if you don’t like […]
Hot Flash: Bubi Canal
I think I’m in love with Spanish artist Bubi Canal. His photography and video artwork is packed with vivid color, bearded boys and sheer absurdity. You’re probably aware that I’m a fan of all three of these things. And if you’re not aware, I’m telling you […]
Album Review: Mike Posner
Disappointed that it’s been four years since Justin Timberlake released a new album? Then perhaps you should become acquainted with Mike Posner, a slightly forgettable alternative to the former Mouseketeer. His debut album 31 Minutes To Takeoff dropped this morning, and it’s highly recommended for […]

