Hot or Not?: Cum Geyser

Tell me about the biggest cumshot you’ve ever witnessed. Great story! And while I have no intentions of belittling your experience, you’re about to see something much more astounding. Hell, it might even cross the line into disturbing territory. Don’t say we didn’t warn you in advance.

This isn’t some freakish thing that you can just scream “Photoshop” over. Watching this video, you simply can’t deny that there’s a fountain of jizz emerging from this penis, as it pumps out of a pair of engorged balls. Let’s just put it this way–you “cannot unsee” this clip.

What could be the explanation for all of this? Apparently, some dudes inject saline into their balls so they have more liquid to ejaculate. I’m not sure if I want to go into the details of this practice, specifically because I’m too weirded-out right now to even research said details. Oh, but I will tell you one thing! One of the possible side effects is gangrene. Sounds like fun, eh?

– Dewitt

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762 thoughts on “Hot or Not?: Cum Geyser”

  3. I think I remember seeing that clip, back in 2003, or thereäbouts.

    ´not really my thing..

    ..but it’s cool for those who are into it.

    One guy I was with, back in 2000.. ..he had an upward cum•shot of, i believe, 1.6 feet.
    i personally delivered to a lucky guy a horizontal shot of 2 feet, maybe around 2002, 2001.. ..that was when i decided to abuse myself, by not shooting my load for 8 weeks.

    if i hadn’t hooked-up with that bloake, i might have abstained indefinitely.

    (nice reference with the “Photoshop” link, by the way.)

  4. Yep, old clip, and it looks like he may have practiced the technique that made Dewitt wince (something that sounds rather hard to do).

  5. Yeh…It might not be so disgusting if this guy had a nice dick and his balls werent so nasty looking. I am a little sick to my stomach after seeing that though

  6. Wow that was def something a little much for me and I’m pretty open minded.

    I had an x year ago that I would mess around with in his car. It happened a number of times that he’d be blowing me and jacking me off and I’d shoot all over the ceiling of his car. There were stains left that he could always remember me by!

    Also have shot well over my head and onto the wall behind me on my bed on numerous occasions as well.

    “When it rains it pours for real…”

  7. While yes that video is a bit intense I do love a big cummer, I mean who doesn’t love lots of cum. I wouldn’t mind having him shoot that load all over me but I don’t want it anywhere near my mouth I might drown!

  8. I WISH I HADN’T SEEN THIS. SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE BLEACH SO I CAN POUR THEM INTO MY EYES

  9. If he were more proportionate (his dick bigger or his balls not LITERALLY the sizes of oranges) I could really get in to that. Lord knows, though, I wouldn’t swallow half of it, but a load that big isn’t for tasting.

    …Wow. Yeah; I’d save a cumer that big for shower sex, sex outside, or sex in the bed of someone I don’t like.

  10. ok, that was GROSS, his balls are deformed. I like to make a guy cum, BUT if i want a shower, i already have one of those.

    i have hit the ceiling from the floor of my room, BUT not often, the conditions have to be right. 1. hot guy, 2. not cum for days, 3. been edged for a while, then i cum like that. and then wait a while and work over the hot guts hole and cum again.

    ever tired to get cum off the ceiling??

  19. It’s fake. He used a catheter to fill his bladder with milk or something similar. So he’s not cumming – he’s pissing. The saline injected balls are just a diversion.

  21. Like others, I do believe I have seen this one before…you asked about real like cum stories…here are two for you:

    The last guy I dated while living in SF (Jim) was a huge shooter (and such a hot and sweet man as well)…he would sit on my cock and beat off…he would shoot way past my head…my pillows still have stains from him that just won’t wash out! I went through many sheets/pillow cases during the 2 years we dated!

    When I was stationed in San Diego (US Navy), some of the guys rented this video that had a guy with two penises! Not only could he get both very hard (and nice size, too!), but he was able to shoot loads from both of them at the same time…freaky yet mesmerizing! I do not remember the name of the porn movie or its star, but I will never forget seeing both of his cocks shooting a big load! Perhaps Dewitt can find a clip from that movie to post…it really has to be seen to be believed!

  22. Well luckily or unluckily, which ever side of the fence your on…I think cumming a lot and shooting far is hot! I’m having Flashplayer issues so couldn’t watch the video…

    When I was “really” dealing with coming out and masterbating a lot…I didn’t even have videos, just magazines and hot stories, I’d usually sit on the floor at the end of my bed and after an hour or so of reading the stories looking at the pics and edging I could almost shoot to the top of the closet door 75% of the time…of course I was in my 20’s then.

    Still now though, once in a while if I’m with a hot guy, I’ll be surprised by it and have a shot hit the head board once in a while…but not nearly as much or not as often.

    I did play with this skinny redheaded twink for a while a few years back…big dick and balls and he shot volumes, with a lot of distance. He said he hated it, that he could almost never beat off, wipe his belly and go to sleep, he basically needed a shower…so there you go…

  23. i think i’m going to be sick. from the explanation of how this was achieved more than the viewing……..

  25. Contrary to popular thought, very little of the volume of semen comes from the testes… just the sperm cells themselves which only amount to about 2-5%. The rest comes from the prostate (around 20-25%) and the seminal vesicles (the other 65-75%). So the big balls, whether pumped, saline injected, or “real” have nothing to do with it. Some guys are naturally bigger cummers and cum volume increases with abstinence, arousal level, etc. but the video is clearly a fake. I agree with the guy above that said he used a catheter to fill his bladder with something that he’s simply pissing out.

    As for myself… I generally make a pretty damn good mess but rarely shoot very far. Usually a little over a foot is good for me although I did hit my face a couple times when I was a teenager.

  26. the consistency of the stuff hitting his stomach DOES look like cum, not milk…I’m actually wondering if this is indeed real.

  27. thanks dewitt, that hideous image is now burned into my memory.

    sorta like when i was a small boy and walked into my parents bedroom and saw dad on top of mom!

  28. FAKE!
    Kind of repetitive because NO ONE cums in the exact same location TWICE! Copy and view in slow motion and you shall see.

  29. C’mon guys – did you ever think that maybe he’s an alien and that’s NORMAL for his planet?!?

  30. Kind of annoying how Dewitt/Manhunt keeps posting these stupid clips and stories in hopes of getting guys to spend even more money on commercialized sex. BLAH

  31. btw Dewitt…just for info…

    guys don’t inject saline into their balls…they inject it into their scrotums…just because they want a big sack…and no…it has nothing to do with how much they shoot…and it is absorbed into the rest of the body over several days to a week.

    what freaks me out (well the saline thing kind of does, too), are the guys who inject silicon into their sack and their cocks to make them look bigger and stay firm.

    I know people who have died, had all kinds of diseases and cancers because of silicon breast implants that leaked, maybe this is different, because the way it was explained to me is, the kind they inject into thier cocks and ball sacks kind of solidifies over time..yuck…

  33. Okay, I’ll admit… I’m not a big fan of his equipment (turn him upside down and you have a whole new appreciation of “elephantitis”), but this is just fetishy enough to charge me up.

    I mean, as the saying goes, cum big or go home.

  36. ok…as an ex gay porn producer…it’s not really that hard to fake something like that. I had to do it with a couple of guys who blew their load prematurely and I didn’t get the ‘money shot’. However, to cum that much is very very unnatural or chemically induced somehow. If I were him, I’d go see a specialist and very very fast 🙂

  39. oh my…..well to be totaly honest is a turn on…can see my self in a shower of cum running down my abs. oh yeah… cell number anyone????:)

  41. OK, you boys like big dicks, right? How about a six foot long dick? Too much of a good thing. What’s the point, right? This is in the same territory only with cum amount instead of dick-size. Plus, his balls look like inflated birthday balloons.

    I’ve seen dudes that use something similar to inflate their dicks to grotesque proportions. Sorry dudes, if you’re into that kind of thing, more power to you, but to me you look like a mutant more than a hot guy.

  42. Gosh I didn’t know there were so many squeamish gay boys around. Its definately very hot cuz this guy is a freak.

  43. Well i met this (really cool and sexy) guy just today (Austin85111). …and he didn’t shoot as much as in the nasty video above….but i would definitely classify him as a “cum geyser”. I have never seen a guy cum so much in my life. He did it twice and both times it was EVERYWHERE. He probably shot about 2 entire large shot glass fulls of cum (full to the rim) with each load. I have to say, i was quite intrigued and impressed. It was a lot of cum, but was hot. Not gross like the above video.

  44. ok soo i like how more cum shotts out when he gets to the base of his dick and squeezes its almost like hes got somethin doing the shooting thats nt him cuz saline wouldnt be that white ever and if 11 normal sized loads is enough to get your stomach pumped for fear of some horrid medical shit then one of those loads will kill you lolz

  45. OK… as much as I love a good load, and I personally cum like a geyser, this just didn’t do it for me. Yeah, the thought of that much spunk up my ass is a total turn on, but that was just kind of random and gross. And if my balls ever look like that, I will seek surgery. Low hangers and such are one thing, jack o’lanterns are another.

  46. i find it hot. And unlike one of the posters up there who also finds it hot, i’m not into piss play or scat. At all. So i dunno, maybe that makes me weird or whatever, but honestly, it’s a turn-on.

    i’d get a bit over having to clean up after it everytime, though.

  47. this is disgusting and his balls look swollen and cancerous. it looks like one giant ulcer growing in his gross pale uni-testicle.
    Don’t mean to seem racist, but sick euro-trash bastard.

  48. Ok. Karma. Since you have posted THREE (3) times in a row about White people, I’m beginning to think you are racist. Either that, or you are just trying to start something. You know what they say about Karma!

  50. CumGeyser seems hot for a second, but it quickly gets icky as one contemplates the grotesque scrotum and imagines what this poor sap must be doing to himself to create so much artificial “cum”.

  51. I’m just saying that you keep saying the same thing. Over and over and over and over and over about white guys. If you said you didn’t like them, that’s one thing, but you have to call them trash. Why?

  53. No not all white people are trashy duh this one just appears that way. I’m not racist so don’t try to make me seem that way, my best friend is white. I just don’t find white men attractive and I’m allowed to say that it’s my personal preference.
    Quit trying to instigate and make an issue when there clearly isn’t one.

  54. I’m sure that feels lovely and all, but is it *really* worth the risk of gangrene? I just had a gangrene patient tonight… not fun.

  55. ….we shouldn’t see certain things..and that video is one of them….unfortunately we are changed forever from it. When syringes and saline are involved, it’s time to reevaluate. It has to do with chemisty between the men. I’ve seen gushers and quantity (no man produces more than a teaspoon at a time, however) and those times have been some of the best and hottest in my life.

  56. I am 42 now. Back I was say 22-23. I am one nut. I don’t know if that makes a difference or not.

    I was in LA/Studio city and hooked up with so he said a VP at Warner Brothers.

    I was raised with means but conservative. He had a BMW or Volvo or sort. I remember I said “why didn’t you just buy a Volkswagen, same damn thing” Despite his un-liking my comment I went to his house.

    We played, we didn’t fuck.

    I had jerked recently.

    I have no clue as to what happened but it shot a good 4 feet or more to the wall.

    He was like “do you always shoot like this?”

    I was just as befuddled and just said uhh No”

  57. @ToddM– you’re mad I said trash!?!

    there are a whole lot of things that are MUCH more important about getting your undies in a wad than a word. I’m just saying, in the grand scheme of things, it’s stupid. If I had intended to put white men down, that would be one thing. But I didn’t. To be offended by this is foolish. Thin skinned. Do you think it matters to the white children dying of AIDS in Russia? Or the white people that are homeless on the streets? I’m just saying, Pick and choose your battles. This is petty. Does it change the way you live tomorrow? How you are treated by everyone that matters to you? No.
    If I had come on here and said, “You whites need to get out and work.” “You whites should go back to Europe”… Then I could see your point. But that was NOT my intent. Get over it!

  58. LOL. I’m not mad. And nice of you to quote me! Flattering, really!
    If you will see my post on the other one you posted on, you will notice I said that I agreed that you weren’t racist. And I stand by that statement. I for one am sick of the racist card being thrown out there.
    Peace!

  59. No actually, karma…if I may point something out to you…on a porno blog of all places…Here’s the thing: You are allowed to feel that about white people. You can think those thoughts in your head, and you can replay those messages over and over again in your brain. But the minute you outwardly communicate anything negative about a person with regard to their skin color, you are displaying racism. Statements like yours cause harm to people. Period. We have a lot of thoughts running through our heads, but we should be careful which ones we choose to share with people, especially if they might cause damage to our beautiful gay brothers and sisters.

  61. hey, i don’t know whether Dewitt has once posted something about reading gay novels or not, so what do you guys think about gay novels?

  62. something tells me “karma” was just trying to make some people see things from another person’s perspective.

    (´not sure if he was effective in that endeavour or not.)

    but if “karma” was being serious. . . . .

  63. ok I just have to say, im just seeing the end of this discussion and I have to interject.
    I am white, and I refer to (but never to their face or within earshot, just fyi) trashy white people, as “White-Trash”. And I do it with other cultures too! Ive thought about it, and even asked the people in my life seriously if I sound racist that, in fact, Im not. Im just a person who likes to use cultural ethnically derived conversational descriptors. (im mixed myself, black and white, and I date multiculturaly (sp) so i feel Im safe on the racist front lol)
    So Im just sayin that people need to calm down on playing the racist card unless someone is actually BEING racist
    For instance, someone saying “Why cant all those chinks go back to china” well, id hunt down the prick myself lol but “White Trash”
    come on, stop creating drama guys 😛

  64. oh yah I forgot, no one is really sharing their experiences 😛
    Ive had a couple myself, mostly with asian guys (might explain their high population ratio if most of the men are like this, power sperm!)
    2 of the guys, relatively similar shots, they would shoot some 7-10 powerful (i mean, 4 feet easy!) full shots (wayy more than a teaspoon lol)
    and my favie was a black guy i was with, he shot about 7 times, and they were thick shots! drenched me and my pillow! lol
    Ive personally only seen good white guy shots in porn, never in real life
    *(except my own of course hehe)*

  66. Theodore screw you and your PC hunky dory crap, how’s that for causing harm to our beautiful gay brothers and sisters.

    I’m not racist, I just don’t happen to be attracted to white guys there’s a difference between racism and attraction look them up.

    Just because I’m not out chasing snow bunnies doesn’t make me racist.

  67. Being racist usually means you have hate towards a certain group. Not wanting to be with a certain race of people becuae you arent attracted to them does not make you racist. Its a preference. I am white and I prefer to be with anyone atractive of any color other than asain guys. I find them odd looking and they arent the best in bed either. But that does not make me racist! I do not hate them! One of my best friends is asian. If everyone had the same likes and dislikes this would be a very boring world to live in. As far as the video on here, its gross. I love cum but that is just a little too fake looking.

  68. couple of thoughts regarding this video-
    after reading some of these comments decided not to watch- don’t need the nightmares
    second, when I was in my 30’s, used to shoot quite a load, hit my neck all time, my ex used to call me “Old Faithful”
    finally, my greatest “geyser” came after having an infection (which required wearing a catherer for about 4 wks., unable to jerk off), then when it was removed… OMG, didn’t know I could shoot so much, about 8 thick ropes of cum all over me.
    not kidding, wish I could had video to prove it.

  69. couple of thoughts regarding this video-
    after reading some of these comments decided not to watch- don’t need the nightmares
    second, when I was in my 30’s, used to shoot quite a load, hit my neck all time, my ex used to call me “Old Faithful”
    finally, my greatest “geyser” came after having an infection (which required wearing a catherer for about 4 wks., unable to jerk off), then when it was removed… OMG, didn’t know I could shoot so much, about 8 thick ropes of cum all over me.
    not kidding, wish I could had video to prove it.

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