I have long been erect over this sorta C-list actor named Eddie McClintock. That’s him on your right. He’s got that hot frat boy look about him that makes me want to be his pledgemaster. We would begin his Hell Week initiation by testing his […]
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Drawn To You: Maurice Vellekoop’s ABC Book
Screw apples and zebras! They were great for teaching us the alphabet back in the day, but we’re going straight gaily forward to Maurice Vellekoop‘s ABC Book if we ever need a refresher course. The 1997 publication will ruin your childhood in the best way […]
Kellan Lutz Loses His Shirt For Abbot + Main
Twilight muscleman Kellan Lutz is the pecs, abs, and face for clothing line Abbot + Main. Lest you think he’s just a ridiculously cut body, Lutz also co-designed the line. All this, and making it work for the runway, too. See, he’s right – he’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Bruce Willis
Let’s turn the clock way back to the year 1994. Bruce Willis was one of the reigning kings of the movie theater and he took somewhat of a left turn with Color of Night. In this godawful flick, the Die Hard star played a colorblind […]
Hot Blooded: Shut Up, Tara! Eric’s Cute When Clueless.
Oooo, True Blood is gittin’ so good! Eric and Sookie are all over each other, Pam’s dropping c-bombs, and Jason, Jessica, AND HOYT are having dream sex together. Read on! – J. Harvey For the True Blood recap, Follow the JUMP:
Caption This: Stuff On His Shelf
A muscular lad arches his back in a jockstrap, as three innocent teddy bears look down from a shelf above. Is he trying to seduce them? Or is he trying to seduce you? It’s not quite clear, but you can take your best guess in […]
“True Blood” Cast Films “It Gets Better” Videos
These guys are kind of late to the party considering their show is ultra-gay and has tons o’ gay fans, but better late than never. Some of the cast of True Blood, including the most beautiful man in Sweden (Alexander Skarsgard) and openly gay creator […]
Random Question: Would You Ever Do Drag?
This is Kendall. What does he have to do with the topic of this post? Well, much to our surprise, he used to be a drag queen. And quite frankly? We thought you’d rather look at a big beefy bear than some dude in heels, […]
Trailer Trash: Haywire
Haywire is an upcoming big-bad-momma-kicking-the-shit-out-of-people action flick directed by the very talented Steve Soderbergh. We selected it as this week’s “Trailer Trash” because it’s got some handsome actorness in it, including beefy wonder Channing Tatum, the foxy Michael Fassbender, and the usually nude Ewan McGregor. […]
Must Watch: Tori Spelling’s Got A Problem With Gays
Tori Spelling’s hoarding gays. We were wondering where the hell everyone went. The bar was empty last night. Greedy bitch. This rings of the truth. What doesn’t ring of the truth is the 3,000 year old Sally Kirkland being a hoarding specialist when you can […]

