As Dewitt noted this week, neither of us are watching Hung. Initially, the avoidance stemmed from when we learned that Thomas Jane doesn’t show off his crank despite the fact that the show’s title is HUNG! Oh, and he’s a women-gratifying only type of gigolo. […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Rob Kardashian And His Bubble Ass Are Sick Of The Family Business
ITEM – The boy is PACKING. I’ve made no secret of my disdain for anything Kardashian, but it looks like I’ve found the one member of their vapid clan to appreciate. No, it’s not Bruce Jenner’s plastic surgeon. That guy should be brought up on […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Does Anyone Else Want To Do Seth MacFarlane?
Consider this post my contribution to “Secret Sex”. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane will be receiving the Humanist of the Year Award right down the street from us at Harvard University tomorrow. I might have to attend just so I can stare at him, and […]
ESPN Magazine’s Annual “Body Issue”
ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” has become our version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue.” Just ignore the girls. It’s not that we’re waiting by the mailbox for it, but it’s always a treat when the photos hit the ‘Net once a year. These are some of […]
Flashback Friday: Bo Richards & Jeff Scott
Our Flashback Friday series wouldn’t exist without the good folks at Retro Men Plus. Seriously, if you’re a fan of vintage gay pornography, you need to start following those guys immediately. We get absolutely nothing out of endorsing them. They’re just that good. Last night, […]
Have You Ever: Had Rug Burn After Sex?
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Raging Gay(s?) On “The Real World”
How in the hell is this shit still on? Wasn’t the FIRST George Bush president when this began? The 353rd season of MTV’s The Real World is set in San Diego this go-round, and shit got heated when….apparently this gay guy and this straight guy […]
When In Doubt, Post Naked Pictures of Thomas Jane…
It’s inexplicable why I’ve never watched Hung. It’s one of those shows that I was intrigued about upon its debut, yet didn’t tune into ’cause I was too busy writing stupid Glee recaps. And when Thomas Jane revealed that he wasn’t going to whip out […]
Secret Sex: This Dildo That Has A Butt
What. Is. This. Thing? Well, the answer’s actually pretty simple! It’s an extremely large dildo with a tiny butt and amputated legs attached to it. As for why it exists? We’re not even going to try and speculate. Let’s just go directly to the product […]