Fleshjack Ruins Your Life By Making It Virtually Impossible To Vote For The Next Fleshjack Boy

Remember back in 2010 when Fleshjack had a contest to decide on the next Fleshjack Boy? For better or worse, the winners were Brent Everett, Pierre Fitch and Brent Corrigan, and the three chosen porn stars had sex toys molded from their dicks, mouths and […]

Oddly Arousing Pic of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Butt Cheeks Is Also Oddly Arousing In A Shameful Sort of Way

What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious juicebox, and now I’m getting a boner from this picture of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s butt? This is not okay! Someone needs to take my dick […]

It Happened On Manhunt: The Online Adventures of Gay Porn Couple Morgan Black & Dominic Sol

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