Sami, you’re such a cunt! All the shit you pulled over the years and you’re having a problem with your son liking dick. And look at Lucas actually sounding like a level-headed cool guy. Usually he’s a giant dildo! Ok, you’re all reading this and […]
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How Have I Never Seen These?
There are times in my blogging career when I come across something from several months and think to myself, “How the fuck did I miss out on this?” This is one of those times. Back in November, when we were too busy listening to Azealia […]
Watch The Trailer For The Mindy Project.
The title of this post is not a request. It’s a motherfucking demand! Get down on your knees, you slutty bitch, and watch the trailer for Mindy Kaling‘s new show The Mindy Project… Better yet, get off of your knees and sit back down in […]
Three More Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
We’re so, so sorry! This is the last time we’ll mention ginger sex god Seth Fornea before tonight’s edition of The Ten. After the sixteen additional must-see pics we posts last night, you’d think we got our fix! What else is there to see, right? […]
Azealia Banks: “Jumanji”
This week, I’m making a sincere effort to only write about music I’d listen to on my own time. That’s why, instead of hearing a Cheyenne Jackson song that bores me to tears, you’re getting another dose of up-and-coming female rapper Azealia Banks! (But you […]
16 Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
Look around for a moment! If there’s anyone in your immediate vicinity who should NOT see your boner, we highly recommend that you avoid clicking through to view the rest of this post. Why? Because we managed to track down some additional images of male […]
I Had To Write About “Glee” Because This Amused Me
Glee is pulling out all the stops so you’ll start watching again. Wait – pause. I was out having beers with friends on Friday night. The show came up in conversation and (seeing as I had a few) I rather bluntly stated how over it […]
A Day In The Life Of A Topless Wilson Bethel
Wilson Bethel is the token sexy guy on the CW’s Hart of Dixie. I always told myself that I wouldn’t watch that show unless my family was being threatened. Vapid pretty girl moves from the city to the country and deals with bumpkins. I’m still […]
Let’s Get Excited About The 2012 Summer Olympics!
The biggest reason to get excited about the London Olympics? Photo shoots like this. From now until the summer, the world’s top male athletes will appear in a variety of magazines, taking off their clothes to showcase their physiques and promote healthy living (or something […]
Florence + The Machine: “Breath of Life”
Does anyone remember back in the day when soundtracks were a “thing”? I know, I know! That sounds like a ridiculously stupid question. I might as well just ask, “Does anyone remember when people went out to stores and actually bought physical copies of albums?” […]