Writer/director Walter Hill is remaking Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?. “Y’ar in that chair, Blanche! Y’ar!” Someone write something original! Jesus, there’s like 3,000,000 original screenplays floating around out there that are probably worth making and we keep cloning the same shit over and over […]
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“LICK” Is, Quite Possibly, THE Best Andrew Christian Vid.
In a stark contrast to their usual output, underwear line Andrew Christian has dimmed the lights and added a dash of sensuality to their latest viral video. Steven Dehler, Marcel Cruz, Brandon Brown and Spencer Jones come together for “LICK”, a clip that’s exactly what […]
Help Nakia Make An Album!
I still pop a semi every time I listen to Nakia‘s rendition of “Sex On Fire” from the first season of The Voice. And while I know you don’t need another “give this random person money!” post in your life, try to put those feelings […]
Dave Franco And Christopher Mintz-Plasse Went From Gay To Gross
Warning – this sequel to “You Are So Hot” is fucking gross. There’s vomit with alfredo sauce and other disgusting bits. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse once again try to crack each other up with declarations of ranchy love. It’s so gross (seriously, alfredo sauce […]
Who Would You Rather?: Patrick Schwarzenegger & Taylor Lautner
Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay […]
Let’s Clear Something Up About The Newly Out Frank Ocean
This has been bugging the shit out of Dewitt since SINGER Frank Ocean came out last week to a whole lotta hoopla. Please note the bold type on “SINGER” as well as the use of a CAPS lock key. Young Frank SINGS. He does not […]
Obligatory Post About The ESPN Body Issue
ESPN‘s annual Body Issue is the most exciting thing to happen to the male physique since the Dieux du Stade calendar. The magazine that previously brought you Steve Holcomb‘s big ol’ bobsled bear ass and NFL player Steven Jackson‘s bulging pectorals has returned with even […]
The Aikiu: “Pieces of Gold”
What do you get when you mix vintage gay porn with awesome French indie-pop? The Aikiu‘s music video for “Pieces of Gold”, in which the individual band members are spliced together with a handful of horny, naked men. There’s a decent chance you’ve already seen […]
Michael Phelps’ Ears Would Be Great BJ Handles, No?
I guess I’m into Michael Phelps now? Not sure when that happened, but these pictures from the August issue of Details magazine have me thinking all sorts of nasty, nasty thoughts. Most of them involve his big-ass ears, a part of him that’s consistently joked […]
All of These Models Need To Sit On My Dick.
I would like to give a hand to whoever did the casting for Les Garçons‘ Spring/Summer 2013 show in Paris. Actually, fuck giving a hand! I’d like to give that person a really good blowjob, in the hope that he (or she)* would introduce me […]