D E N A is the stage name of Denitza Todorova, a Berlin-based Bulgarian songwriter who’s making a splash with her new single “Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools”. Her sound (and style) can best be described as “Galang”-era M.I.A. with an extra dose of 1990s […]
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Fuck Vs. Fuck: Officer London & Prison Bitch “Fish”
Parker London is having an identity crisis, you guys! He doesn’t know whether he should be behind bars or putting other people behind bars. Within a single week, the gay porn performer has appeared in scenes as a power-hungry cop and a helpless prisoner slut. […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
All Types Of Yes: “Super Golden Friends”
Art director, designer, illustrator, and cutie (just going by his avatar) Kevin Bapp sent this piece of art over to Towleroad this morning. We ganked it because I can not get over how he fit the remnants of the Superfriends over the credits of The […]
An Open Letter To Brad Pitt’s Mom
Dear Jane, I am HIGHLY disappointed in you. I recently read the letter you sent to your local newspaper. In it, you expressed your anti-gay viewpoint. The document in question: I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June […]
Frank Ocean: “Sweet Life”
I was disappointed by the amount of people who said “Who?” when Frank Ocean revealed his past relationship with a man. The dude’s written songs for Beyoncé and Justin Bieber, made two appearances on the biggest hip-hop album of the year and released one of […]
Caption This: Mickey’s Dildo Gloryhole Surprise
Here is a picture of Mickey Mouse with a gigantic boner, almost as big as his entire body. He appears to be holding a firefighter’s hand? While we’re not exactly sure about the context, we do know this makes an excellent subject for today’s round […]
Top Or Bottom: George Michael
George Michael is a mess. But he’s a mess who has hung in there, and can not find one fuck to give you. He’s been busted in public bathrooms and various patches of shrubbery for trying to suck off cops, he’s passed out from pills […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Naked Human Skittles
This is a thing? The rules to “Naked Human Skittles” appear to be: – Strip a guy. – Grease him up. – Give him some sort of a helmet. – Grease up the floor of a bar (ew). – Everyone grab a limb. – Slide […]
What Would You Do?: Liam
Here is a list of things I would do with Sean Cody‘s Liam (if he weren’t an impossibly hot Sean Cody model who I have absolutely no chance of ever fucking): • Look at him carefully. • Experience the sensation of my brain exploding, because […]