Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay touchstone for youngish wank material. Patrick’s got body, and now that he’s of age – he’s starting to be lusted after.
So speaking of sex rampages, which one would you like to…oh god, this is getting corny. Which one are you going to do?
– J. Harvey
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Lautner’s constant mouthbreathing annoys the fuck out of me.
Just look at him put the television on mute.
I’m for Taylor.
Sophie’s Choice indeed, and not in a good way. To quote that blonde from DODGEBALL, “I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little”.
Yuck-o-mundo …
Jacob all the way… that patrick person is ugly and twinkish.
Patrick looks like a Kennedy and Taylor looks like a twink who’s ass Bryan Singer would snort coke from.
Who the fuck chose neither.
Who. The. Fuck.
Haven’t both these “guys” now used Taylor Swift as their beard? They both come off as femme twinks. No thanks.
The last photo is known to be a fake. It’s Taylor’s head photoshopped onto someone else’s body.
10 bucks that Singer has already snorted coke from Lautners ass…
Even if your assertion were true, what does that say about that no-talent skank Swift? And furthermore, Adam Sandler’s last movie bombed horribly. Who are the Hollywood execs who keep greenlighting these steaming piles of celluloid dog crap?
Surely you jest… Taylor Lautner all the way 🙂
When did this become the blog for NAMBLA? Patrick looks like he’s 6. lol 😉
both…ass to ass. lol