Steve Grand looks like this. One could argue that this has nothing to do with the semi-viral success of his “All American Boy” music video—which I somehow avoided watching until today due to laziness and a series of disparaging tweets from The Sword‘s Zachary Sire—but […]
Your butt pics are as equal in importance to your cock pics. If you’re a bottom looking to get fucked, you need to present that ass in the best possible light. If you’ve got a crack and a back, you need to create the illusion […]
ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue” is the gay community’s version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue”. Once a year we get to see RIPPED athletes almost buck naked. Pro athletes don’t normally walk around bareass, so this is a nice treat for fans of the male […]
“Just relax. Do it like you do it to yourself.” That line definitely registered in my nutsack. I haven’t watched Sunday’s True Blood yet so this scene was new to me (and no one spoil it!). Jason Stackhouse (the exquisite-in-every-way Ryan Kwanten) and new fairy […]
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
The pics on Buzzfeed from the Henley Royal Regatta on the Thames is preppie fetish max. But all the dudes are old. So I turned to Tumblr. Here’s what I’m going to ask you to do. Take five minutes to put aside the fact that […]
I’ve been trying to tell you guys that soap operas only hire hot people. Who cares if they can act or not, we’re trying to moisten genitals here! That’s Mr. Redaric Williams. He’s on CBS’ The Young and the Restless, causing drama with that sickening […]
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
