The pics on Buzzfeed from the Henley Royal Regatta on the Thames is preppie fetish max. But all the dudes are old. So I turned to Tumblr. Here’s what I’m going to ask you to do. Take five minutes to put aside the fact that these men are dressed as rich, white, elitist assfucks. And just appreciate the aesthetic beauty of guys in preppie outfits. You can totally go back to hating on them after you scroll through their sexy pics. Boat shoes, braided belts, blazers with piping…something about that combo causes my cock to spring to attention. And the more fetishy preppie the better. You just want to spank them with a fraternity paddle to get their ass ready and then plunge in. And they’d probably like that.
Oh, and as for Tumblr – we’ve got one! You should check it out and follow it. I think we’re going to do something special when we hit 5,000 followers. It’s The Little Gay Porn Tumblr That Could.
Check out this gallery of preppy assholes below (click to expand).
Ok, you can go back to despising them now.
TOTALLY HOT!
yet very few had legs to pull those shorts off.
I went to high school with some of the guys pictured.
The guy with the green polo and sweater over his sholders? Ska-douche!
Dafuq?! This was a pretty awful post, and the majority of those guys just came off as douchebags.
Ha I was at Henley on Friday, twas not just old people, It was a hot day with loadsa hot guys.
what is sexy about entitlement? Isnt that what the wardrobe screams?
The guy with the bow tie and golden retriever is the exception you mention. WOOF!
Gah! I’m so torn on what to feel. On the one hand, yes, they’re pretty. On the other hand, (and I admit this is prejudicial) the poor boy in me feels the douche is strong with these padawans. Still on my dick, most are probably raging power bottoms.
WHO CARES ???
there’s a difference between preppies and just gay girly boys #hilfigerpic
Were any of them homosexual?
Ok. I’ll take it. What would you rather see posts about?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Of course not! A bunch of them were curious though 😉
Reminds me of the Youtube video “Tea Partay”. So funny 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0
More hirsute gentlemen or men over 30, or cubs/bears. Less twink/less manscaped in to oblivion!
do you know what would make my dick “spring to attention,” in regards to these bloakes?
seeing pics of them volunteering at a homeless shelter.
smilingly cooking and serving food at a food bank/soup kitchen.
going to ethiopia/somalia and help build stable shelters.
standing at a rally and protesting Wall Street/White-collar Criminality.
(actually helping pursue White-collared Criminals.)
i believe, all of these (and similar) may make turn ´em all from 2★ into 20★
in the meantime.. ..i don’t need to eroticize people who clearly have no care in the world.. ..and whose only probable-exposure to a dark-skinned black american (if there ever was any, to begin with), is one in which the other is acting under a subordinate role.
Was this an ad campaign for Polo or Hilfiger? Reminds me of the 80’s.