This morning I was awakened to the sound of a dipshit plumber and a dipshit contractor arguing at 7am and then tearing apart the apartment above mine by ripping the whole thing up and throwing large pieces of wood and plaster out the third floor […]
I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
Never been to a party? Paris Hilton’s “Good Time”, an instructional guide on how to throw and/or attend a successful fete, has officially launched today (yesterday as a leak, today as a full video). The song, released by Cash Money, is absolutely god-awful terrible, but […]
Adam Hantzis, also known as Louvel, is a self-proclaimed kinky, nerdy and flirty queer musician. He popped up in my personal inbox when a friend, who recognizes my strange obsession with Angela Lansbury, alerted me to the existence of a person on Tumblr with the […]
This is Sullivan Stapleton. Those of you who watch made-for-Cinemax television programs might know him as one of the stars of Strike Back, a steamy show about British special forces agents who travel the world shooting things, mostly while shirtless. Whatever! For those of you/us […]
People magazine is SPECULATING – based on a report filed by the Telegraph – that Prince Harry is about to propose to his long(ish) time girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. “Who is Prince Harry?” I imagine you’re saying right about now. Well, he’s this young man: And […]
Here’s the preview for I, Frankenstein, a film based on the unpublished graphic novel of the same name that comes out in January. Because that’s how fast 2013 has gone by; we’re seeing previews for films that come out in January of 2014 now. This […]
It was 2am on a Saturday night. I stumbled into my kitchen to make poor decisions and eat leftover fried chicken whilst drunk, when I saw an ominous package sitting atop the fridge. It was an empty box of Barilla rigatoni, taunting me just days […]
Shit is MAD crazy up in here at Manhunt headquarters! My boo J. Harvey just up and LEFT on vacation last Thursday, and now after dissing me, this motherfucker Dewitt wants Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to help out and fill in as music editor for the […]
Forget everything I’ve said about getting fucked against a tree. My new life goal is to have sex in a bouncy castle. Realistically, this would be super uncomfortable and likely lead to a few nasty burns or other injuries, but fuck it, I would be […]
