Halloween is (mostly) over. There will be a few more post-holiday parties over the weekend, but for the most part, we’re going to wait a whole other year before it’s okay to dress like an idiot, act like an idiot, eat candy like an idiot […]
Matthew Filippi is a former resident of this season’s Big Brother: Australia house. Is there any country that doesn’t have one of those? Anyway he was evicted. Our condolences. Obviously by some blind motherfuckers. What’s more interesting about Matt is that he served with the Australian […]
Kalon Ludvigson is one of those athletic savant people. He was the youngest member on the US gymnastics team at 16, and went on to win twenty World Cup and World Championships Medals in 2011. He suffered a devastating accident while teaching at a training camp […]
Hah! His Manhunt name is ALong. They can’t all be home runs. ALong is from Quebec, but I assume he also travels the world because he’s an international supermodel. Even if he’s not a model, he’s probably requested by various nations to hang out in […]
Tame my cock, which throbs whenever I see your cherubic face on a variety of low-level television talk shows! Tame my hungry butthole, which pulses and quivers whenever your slightly bucktoothed and fresh-faced visage introduces the world to exotic animal species! This is David Mizejewski. […]
I’m on the fence with this Hot or Not topic! As someone who’s extremely ticklish, I freak out whenever someone touches my feet. This can be the bad kind of “Haha, stop doing that, or I might ‘accidentally’ kick you in the face!” sort of […]
Ariana Grande is dead to me! I thought after hearing “The Way” and “Baby I” that she’s the new Mariah Carey, but just like other hacks like Monster Mother, she let us all down by making the irresponsible decision of casting Patrick Schwarzenegger in her […]
Blake McIver has a case of the Jonathan Lipnickis. He had a semi-regular role on Full House when he was a kid, and also played the villain in the film adaption of The Little Rascals. He’s now a singer/songwriter working as a go-go boy in […]
Yes, I’m aware that Lucas Bryant doesn’t exactly put the “celebrity” into Celebrity Skin. Though most of you have probably never heard of him, the Canadian-American actor’s main claim to fame is playing Nathan Wuomos on SyFy‘s Haven. Considering the show’s limited audience of three […]
Yikes! We need to stop referring to Tommy Defendi, Angel Rock or anyone as the “hottest man alive” when Ben Cohen still exists in the world. The former rugby player, LGBT ally and anti-bullying activist has charmed the pants off of men (and women) who […]
