Here’s what Madonna is up to at the moment. It’s her film collaborative project with Steven Klein called secretprojectrevolution. “My goal is to show by the example of secretprojectrevolution my creative commitment to inspire change in the world through artistic expression,” Madonna said, describing it. […]
Category: Music
Enrique Iglesias Finally Gave Me His Huge DICK!
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! When Enrique Iglesias called me up a month after I finger-fucked his tight MAN PUSSY, I was super turnt up at the prospect of that big hard DICK twerking with my tonsils and slamming me up the ASS. He told […]
Miley Cyrus Must Be Riding God’s Dick, ‘Cuz “23” Took Me To Heaven!
Miley Cyrus is on top of the world right now, and I don’t think anyone could doubt that she’ll quickly become the next great gay icon. Her record-breaking “Wrecking Ball” video slayed the internet and inspired hot guys to do things naked. People can’t stop […]
Bruce Springsteen Has Still Got It
Bruce Springsteen was recently snapped splashing around on the beach and… He’s 64? Wow. He looks GOOD. There was always something sexy about him. Remember the “Born in the U.S.A.” vid from back in the day, when he was in the jeans and posed with […]
Y’all Better Open Your HOLES to Rod Thomas & His Big DICK!
It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]
Nick Jonas Working On His “Fitness”
Gah. That’s really all there is to say. This is Nick Jonas previewing his shoot for Men’s Fitness. It’s comforting to know if I ever become a pop star and my music career loses a little traction, I can always go and get JACKED and […]
“Goodbye, Goodbye” Is The Standard Regret Message of Pop Songs
First off, does anyone else remember when Manhunt used to have “Standard Regret Messages” to indicate that you weren’t interested in someone? They’ve since evolved into the more open-ended “One-Click Response”, a system that allows you to craft a stock message that isn’t necessarily driven […]
If Solange Knowles Had A Dick, I Would Deepthroat It FOREVER!
My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]
Help Me Escape The Human Race
If you’re a fan of Robyn‘s “crying on the dance floor” brand of electro-pop, then there’s a very good chance you’ll enjoy Margaret Berger‘s new single “Human Race”. The 2004 Norwegian Idol runner-up, straight ally and fourth place finisher at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has […]
“If We’re Gonna Do Anything, We Might As Well Just Fuck”
Alhough I haven’t really had a chance to decide if I like The 1975 as a band, it should come as no surprise that I really enjoy “Sex”. The song, which was released months ago, acted as the first single off the English foursome’s self-titled […]











