Adam Hantzis, also known as Louvel, is a self-proclaimed kinky, nerdy and flirty queer musician. He popped up in my personal inbox when a friend, who recognizes my strange obsession with Angela Lansbury, alerted me to the existence of a person on Tumblr with the […]
Category: Music
If I Had A DICK, Shy Girls Would Make Me Cum SO HARD!
Shit is MAD crazy up in here at Manhunt headquarters! My boo J. Harvey just up and LEFT on vacation last Thursday, and now after dissing me, this motherfucker Dewitt wants Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to help out and fill in as music editor for the […]
Justin Bieber Is Awful, But He Looks Great.
A Los Angeles judge has ruled that Justin Bieber won’t be punished for spitting on a man and driving recklessly in his Ferrari back in May. Apparently, the guy he spat on walked onto Justin’s property, and in order to get him to leave, Justin […]
Be Authentic Never Jeopardize Individuality
When our newest guest blogger Daddy Mayonnaise set out to tackle his feelings on “butch queen“, I’ll admit I was a little disappointed that he didn’t address the phrase’s roots in ball culture. Gay men, white gay men in particular, have a history of appropriating […]
Rihanna Is My Role Model & A True Gay Icon!
It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
I Got Fucked Doggy Style While Watching The Living Legend’s “Work Bitch” Video!
You guys won’t even believe what happened to me last night! I was getting my thick chub ass pounded by a so super hung top—like bigger than Rafael Alencar or Boomer Banks—when I told him we had to take a break to turn on the […]
The Jonas Brothers Come “Out”
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
Christina Aguilera Is Such A Hot Talented Bitch!
OMG, you guys! Have you heard the new Christina Aguilera song from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire soundtrack? It’s, like, pure fire! (See what I did there?) Nobody can turn out an emotional power ballad like my girl Xtina, and this one will slay bitches […]
BYE! I’m Becoming A Lesbian For Syd Tha Kyd.
Syd tha Kyd radiates a sort of sexiness that appeals to me, even though she has a vagina and prefers the company of other people with vaginas. For those who aren’t familiar, Syd’s a member of the Los Angeles hip-hop collective Odd Future, known primarily […]
8 Pop Songs You Won’t Care About Unless I Put The Word “DICK” In The Title
Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]











