While everyone’s jizzing out over Taylor Kinney in Lady Gaga‘s “Yoü And I”, this horny-ass blogger has his eyes set on a “Different” music video hunk. Mike Shaffrey plays a lifeguard in Mexican singer-songwriter Ximena Sariñana‘s latest clip, and I can’t stop touching myself every […]
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You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: IHeartRadio Music Festival
Gigundous (it’s a word) media conglomerate ClearChannel is holding the IHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 23 and 24. It will be like the Woodstock of pop music (minus acid, plus cheese). Check the line-up: • Lady Gaga • Jennifer Lopez • Black-Eyed […]
Adam Levine Thinks American Idol Should Ok The Gay
First off, the above dude? That’s Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice judge Adam Levine’s hot brother Michael. He’s gay. Hot ass Adam Levine has a hot ass GAY brother. This means that someone out there can play “next best thing” with their Adam fantasy. […]
Would You Hit That?: A. Samuels, Middle-Aged Rapper
Rebecca Black has paved the way for countless other ordinary citizens with no musical talent to excel in show biz! Allen Samuels owns a casino in Atlantic City. Obviously bored with blackjack and old women in visors asking him where the salt water taffy shop […]
Pop Diva Cataclysm: Lady Gaga at Britney Spears’ Show
You know when Oprah would give shit away to her audience, and they would act like it was the Rapture? You can check it on YouTube, there was actual frothing at the mouth and people seizing. Well, Oprah doesn’t have shit on Lady Gaga attending […]
Must Watch: Beth Ditto Does Madge
Beth Ditto is the rubenesque beauty with the hot voice who fronts The Gossip. She’s also launched a solo career, and the video for her single “I Wrote The Book” was a tribute to Madonna’s “Justify My Love” vid. That was the one where she […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Beatles
Picture it. You’re transported back in time to 1964. The Beatles have just made their way over the Atlantic from Jolly Ole’ England to embark on their first tour of the United States. The Mop Tops are all over your bedroom walls, and you’re annoying […]
Must Watch: Madonna Hates Gaga
Here’s an extremely silly video showing the trauma Madonna has endured since Gaga may or may not have stolen her act. She’s been sitting at home, flexing her man arms and stewing over Lady Gaga’s meteoric rise to fame. In desperation, she turns to Cher. […]
Cher Sings Gaga
I think they might be wearing wigs. Our Lady Cher has Tweeted that she just finished recording a Lady Gaga-written track for her upcoming CD. It’s called “The Greatest Thing,” and it’s going to be the first song on the Dark Lady’s next album. This […]