Gigundous (it’s a word) media conglomerate ClearChannel is holding the IHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 23 and 24. It will be like the Woodstock of pop music (minus acid, plus cheese). Check the line-up:
• Lady Gaga
• Jennifer Lopez
• Black-Eyed Peas
• Carrie Underwood
• Alicia Keys
• Coldplay
• Usher
• Kelly Clarkson
• Kenny Chesney
• David Guetta
• John Mayer
And that’s just some of the middle-of-the-road acts (not you, Stefani) set to grace the stage at the MGM Las Vegas. Luckily, much like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, “Fuck, Marry, Block” can be played with any grouping of guys! So let’s apply it to the IHeartRadio Music Festival! We’ll pick porkpie-hat wearin’ Bruno Mars (he’s on the bill, too), Chris Martin from Coldplay, and Usher! You’ve got to fuck one, marry one (watch out for Gwyneth if you choose Chris), and block one from your Manhunt profile. Go to it! And if these guys aren’t doing it for you, choose three more from the line-up and play with them!
– J. Harvey
For more pictures of our “Fuck, Marry, Block” superstars, Follow the JUMP:
Bruno Mars
Chris Martin
Usher
Fuck Usher
Marry Chris
Block Bruno (Did I just type that?!?)
Fuck Usher
Block Chris
Marry Bruno
Fuck Bruno
Marry Chris
Block Usher
Fuck: Usher
Marry: Chris Martin
Block: Bruno (only because I have to choose. he’s welcome to tag team me with Usher)
Fuck Bruno
Marry Chris
Block Usher
Block all three?
Fuck usher
Marry Chris
Block Bruno
Fuck Chris
Marry Usher
Block Bruno (love him, but a little worried about the cocaine.)
Fuck Usher
Block Chris
Marry Bruno
I’m going with Fuck Usher, Marry Chris and Block Bruno.
fuck usher, marry chris, block big nelly bouffant hair bruno
We think alike bigboybry
Fuck: Usher (I’m assuming he has big dick lol)
Marry: Chris (cause he’s cute :D)
Block: bruno ( don’t fancy him)
i would fuck them all…Chris once, Usher twice and Bruno REPEATEDLY…no blocking n no marriage…fuck that,,,lol
I’d get fucked by all three, maybe during the same, very long session.
Fuck & Marry: Chris Martin
Block: Usher & Bruno
FUCK the shit out of: bruno
MARRY for the lifestyle: Usher
cock BLOCK: chris
fuck usher
block bruno
fuck usher again
marry chris
block bruno and usher
fuck and marry chris
fuck – usher
marry – chris (swoon)
block – bruno but he can sing at our wedding 🙂
Fucking Bruno
Blocking Usher
Marrying Chris, because I’d want to fuck him more than once.
fuck – Chris – just for the sake of it.
marry – Bruno
block – Usher
Fuck Bruno
Block Chris
Marry Usher and then keep him in bed for several weeks!!
Fuck: Usher
Marry: Bruno Mars
Block: Chris Martin
Nothing to all 3. That has got to be the worse line-up yet.
This.
fuck – bruno
marry – usher( cause we could fuck all the time when we are married)
block- chris