Has our twerking contest found its grand prize winner? This past Friday, I made an announcement that anyone who’s brave enough to submit a video will win one of the many prizes listed here. In fact, the cute guy you’re about to watch—otherwise known as […]
I have it on good authoritay that Bruno Mars wrote his new treasure “Treasure” about Ms. Boulangerié Knowles‘ supreme royal TWAT, and every smart bitch at the party knows that the song’s about to be DICK-slapping Robin Thicke and Macklemore from the top of the […]
Remember that ridiculous twerking contest I launched a week ago? It’s evolved from a traditional “contest” into something more akin to a giveaway. In other words? I am bribing you all to get on camera and do things with your butts, and the list of […]
“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
I know what you’re thinking! There’s a smooth, pretty college boy with a nice body running around without his clothes on. Logically, this must be the latest video from Corbin Fisher. After an unnecessary introduction that we’ll all fast-forward through, we’re going to see this […]
It’s no secret that I’ve got a huge music boner for CHVRCHES. From “Recover” to “Now Is Not The Time“, they’ve consistently hit my ears’ sweet spots, and the Scottish electro-pop trio continue their impressive track record with the latest single “Gun”. Yes, indie nerds, […]
If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
No matter how good my selections are, Boulangerié Knowles‘ music posts seem to get twice (if not three times) as much traffic and comments as my own. I’m not bitter about this at all! And I definitely do not want to throw her out of […]
Mike Posner seems like such a sweet little fucker. One look at that precious face, and you just KNOW he lives by the golden rule “You gotta lick it before you stick it”. OOH HONEY! And I bet he could play your pussy like a […]
English producer Bibio‘s new album Silver Wilkinson came out a month or so ago, and if you’re looking for some laid-back tunes on this wretched Monday morning, I’d recommend checking it out on Spotify, iTunes or right down below. Lead single “À tout à l’heure” […]
