Who won this cycle of America’s Next Top Model? The answer to this question may surprise you! Actually, it probably won’t surprise you at all. In the final episode, “total package” Chelsey Hersley faced off against absurdly photogenic “giant” Ann Ward. One of these girls […]
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Gleek Out: Special Education
Magic combs! Trouble in paradise! And showy performances of vaguely bad pop songs! Yup, it must be the sectionals episode of Glee, which made its way to television last night. As the members of New Directions competed against The Warblers and The Hipsters, there was […]
Caption This: Wrestling Match
Resting atop my computer’s desktop, there’s a folder packed with pictures of wrestlers in provocative, homoerotic poses. This was one of my absolute favorites, and I think we can all agree that it’s undoubtedly worthy of an appearance in our Caption This series. So what […]
Caption This: Looking Down
Every now and then, the simplest picture leads to the most hilarious results in our Caption This contest. This shot is literally just a guy lifting his shirt and looking down. Is he checking out his own abs? Or is he making sure his dick […]
Have You Ever: Consumed A Full Can of Four Loko?
If you’ve been keeping track of the news within the past couple of weeks, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard of Four Loko. The alcoholic beverage has been deemed as “blackout in a can”, with a single 23.5 ounce can containing the equivalent of […]
Can We Please Put Bryan Safi On The A-List?
You know how Logo’s The A-List: New York is basically the worst show ever? Well, they’re apparently casting two spin-offs based in Los Angeles and Dallas. Isn’t that great? Now you can fulfill your dreams of being mocked and ridiculed by the entire LGBT community! […]
ANTM: Franca Sozzani
Why is this young woman crying tears of ultimate darkness? Because she can’t handle the beauty of Tyra Banks‘ directorial debut, a motion editorial created for America’s Next Top Model. This is the best thing Tyra’s done since her masterpiece musical composition “Shake Ya Body”. […]
Gleek Out: The Substitute
Are you a celebrity? Do you like to sing? Then maybe you should make a cameo appearance on Glee! On last night’s episode, Academy-Award winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow joined a growing list of celebs who have appeared on the show, as she played the role […]
Caption This: Beau Flexxx
He may have a nine and a half inch dick, but no amount of inches could distract us from Beau Flexxx‘s awesomely bad porn name. It’s one of the worst pseudonyms since Dick Handler, and when you combine that with Jake Cruise‘s over-the-top facial expressions? […]
When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha
While debating the revolutionary artwork that is her new single, “Sleazy,” we realized that the messcake known as Ke$ha looks frighteningly like the little-known Muppet known as Grundgetta. Grundgetta is Oscar the Grouch’s long-lost girlfriend and Ke$ha is jacking her look. Hopefully, Grundgetta isn’t releasing […]